One of my new favorite things

I feel so Oprah sharing with YOU all of MY favorite things! And, like Oprah, I now expect each of you to worship me and wet your pants when my name is mentioned.

I saw this on The Daily Show- TWICE- and still can’t get enough of it. I think this is some very funny shit.

Obama? McCain? Don’t Waste Your Vote

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Attributed to the sleeveless wonder

Just shoot me. Just take the freakin’ gun and point it at my head and pull the frickin trigger.

First it was Rich Hall’s Snigglets and everything funny in the world was attributed to Rich Hall. Xeroxed copies of Snigglets from Not Necessarily The News were passed around school and brought home from the office by parents. Then stories began circulating by Bill Cosby after his Fatherhood book was published. Next came the poor impersonations of Eddie Murphy’s standup and Seinfeld one liners. Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy. Lord help us, the Internet was created and the wisdom… read more

OCD and A Movie to See

I like contest-type reality shows like Project Runway, Sheer Genius, and Design Star, but lately I’ve become addicted to Flipping Out. It’s a Bravo TV show about an obsessive-compulsive micro-managing freak and his staff. He buys high end homes in the LA area and flips them for huge profit. His name is Jeff Lewis, and in him I see my worst nightmare. “There but for the grace of God go I.”

Jeff seeks perfection in an imperfect world. When he asks an assistant to stock the refrigerator in one… read more

Is it Too Much To Ask For My Spammers To Get To Know Me Better?

Who the hell is buying “replica watches” from adds stuck into blog comments?  I really want to know.  Someone must be doing it, because I continuously get about fifty comments a day caught in my spam filter from people commenting about “replica watches” and more specifically where you can buy them.  For the record, if I wouldn’t wear a REAL Rolex, why the hell would I buy a fake one? 

There is also a large number of people offering stock tips through my blog comments.  I’m not exactly Warren Buffet.  It would probably better benefit them to pick… read more

Hiatus

Okay, my posting has become more and more slack.  I am in the process of opening a new business and it is kicking my ass.  For any one who is contemplating this move...the beginning stage is very frustrating and it sucks the life out of you. 

Killer Rants w/Liz is down, but not out.

I hope to be back in the blogging mood soon, and might still post sporadically for the time being.

Plus, there is always Liz.  She is known for taking long stretches off inexplicably, so keep she might be posting regularly… read more

The Perfect Date

I LOVE this concept.  The world is finally catching up with my ideals.  This is exactly how I like my dates, and I would be willing to pay by the pound...usually.

Family Fun With Frogs

It is sad when the funniest thing I have seen in a long time is a Family Guy skit.  Plus it involves a dead frog.  I don’t really understand what it is about this that I find so funny, but it makes me laugh out loud.

I usually even think they carry a scene on too long, but this one is just hilarious.  Sorry to all you frog lovers.