New Obsession: Big Butts
I know I am “behind” the times on this, but I have become fascinated by huge butts. I don’t mean shapely- I mean those “sit a tray on that thing and have some dinner” sized rumps. This is not a sexual attraction, it’s a “does not compute” stare down. And it all started with Lil Rounds on American Idol.
I will NOT use the term “baby’s got back"- because I am above such cliches.... but… young lady has rear! And her NAME is Lil Rounds. That’s the most ironic name she could have. Her name should be Hugh… read more
Welcome, Otto!
May I introduce you to Otto Fluffybutt! Here he is, doing one of his many tricks: SLEEPING IN THE FOOD BOWL
Here you can see a second trick he has mastered, BEING SMALL
And the third and final trick for today, FLIPPING OFF LEON
As you might guess, I am smitten with this kitten! The not so great news? I think he’s a Himalayan… read more
One Down Cat
In memorial:
Last week I had to put Sneaker to sleep. It was time, and I am surprisingly not devastated. I think I had plenty of time to prepare for this. He’d been off for a while.
While in line to pay for the blood test that proved to be his death sentence, a woman walked in with a TWO WEEK OLD kitten. I have never seen a cat so small. It was so tiny it almost wasn’t even cute. That’s the way I feel about children. When… read more
Wheel of Justice
I have to say, I think this is hilarious in concept and wonderful in implementation.
A friend of mine was in New Orleans this past week. She called me on the way home to tell me about THE WHEEL. The usual Crime Stoppers fee on these criminals is $1,000… not bad. But if you snitch on the thug during the week that he’s on the wheel, you get an EXTRA grand! The program has been hugely successful. To prevent friends from claiming the extra… read more
Testees…testees…1, 2, 3
Forgive me blogosphere, for I have sinned. It has been well over two years since my last blog post, and in that time I have packed in a LOT of poor judgement and un-blogger-like sinning.
I broke a solemn promise I made myself twelve years ago: I moved back to Mississippi. I had escaped after spending my impressionable youth there, and was lured back by the dream of being a small business owner.
Which brings me to my next confession: I opened a small business. If you are contemplating this, for the love of all…
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Who Doesn’t Hate A Traffic Jam?
Man Pushes Would-be Jumper off bridge
The above mentioned link, though unfortunate, made me smile. I like the guys take-charge, problem solving attitude. I also can only tolerate a traffic jam so often.
I am just going to cut and paste the article as well, in case you are too lazy to follow the above link.
Mon May 25, 11:56 am ETBEIJING (Reuters) – A Chinese man was pushed off a bridge by an angry passer-by after his threat to commit suicide held up traffic for… read more
Undoubtedly, This will Happen to Me, at the hands of Liz
Upon reading this article shivers ran down my spine. I have an eerie feeling that this has come very close to happening to me at Liz’s house on numerous occasions.
Man Causing Real Stink in Motel Room Gets Stabbed
AP
Thu Apr 9, 9:00 pm ETWACO, Texas – A man was stabbed after causing a stink — literally — in a motel room while eating with a friend, police said. Five men from the Houston area were sharing a Waco motel room Tuesday night, and two were inside… read moreER Stories: The One You DON’T Want to Hear
So, a late forties dude comes to the ER. A dude in his late forties, not some skinny guy in a zoot suit with a Tommy gun. I look on the board and it says, “Rectal bleeding”, those are always a try-to-avoided case, but when you are going down the line, sometimes you have to bite the bullet.
I take him back to a room and ask the usual, “So, what brings you to the hospital tonight?” (At three in the morning no less.) He begins to regale me with a tale of an out of control hemorrhoid,… read more
