I’m Clib’s Raging Revenge

Continuing with the week of Photo Shop Fun, I am going to share with you all the retaliatory pics I was inundated with only moments after posting that pic of Clib.  He was apparently the first to see it on my blog, and hence did not sleep all night for working on his revenge.  You shall see just how much better at this he is than I.

He sent me about six photos in all, most just slightly tweaked versions of the previous.  He is an artist after all, so it is hard for him not to seek perfection. 

This first picture is his favorite.  I think it makes good likeness of my physique.

I don’t like the fact that I have a cigarette in my hand.  I can live with the leather strap outfit, but I am against smoking.  I think it decays society.

This one is a little more artistically flavored.  It shows a little more class than the previous one, but it doesn’t really portray my junk in a good light.  I didn’t say it was not correct...just poorly presented.

Clib actually did a lot of work to this to add a special feature that I frequently talk about.  See if you can spot it.

•   Comments(15)    Posted by killer on 04/24 at 09:21 PM
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Whip it!  Whip it good!

By now you are probably tired of all these photoshop shenanigans...but they are so entertaining to me and Liz. 

It should be known that I am officially opening myself up for all kinds of disgusting, perverted pics of me to appear in my email account, on bright sheets of paper stuck under windshield wipers and possibly on a bill board or two around town. 

It is not that Clib is vindictive or evil spirited, he is just very driven and when he gets focused on retaliation it can be a long cold battle.  Not to mention, my meager photoshop skills have all been born from him, and he is much better at it than I am. 

All that is fully known and understood, but still I am posting this pic.  My second attempt to doctor a picture in photoshop, but I have to admit...the only doctoring I had to do for this pic is to add the bull whip.  The rest is straight up Clib.  100%

•   Comments(14)    Posted by killer on 04/23 at 08:52 PM
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We Need More Product Development

I recently decided to start selling Killer Rants products so our loyal fan base could make me, I mean US, a bit of cash.  The idea was maybe some plush Killer dolls, possibly one that giggled when you pulled his balls, or maybe one that farted if you put it too close to the plush Liz doll. 

BFF, Clib, our house artist and intellectual was put in charge of designing products.  I think he might have misunderstood the instructions, or maybe he is trying to say something about my readers. 

This is the first product he came up with.

I would like to think that he was aiming at my hot and heavy female readership, but he has left off some important features for that crowd. 

I am going to seriously rethink using him as my R and D guy.

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