World Famous Meat Curtain
Killer is resigned that his half of the blogging experience should be limited to the following 4 topics:
flatulence
nursing
travel
balls (specifically, HIS)
I love Killer too, but he forces me to spend more time thinking about his balls than is healthy. I hope you checked out his most recent post. He’s now including photos of his testicles on Mt. Rushmore. I think his balls have too much of an ego. From the number of comments his balls posts receive, I think that they think they should have their own fan club.
Well, my vagina is jealous. Always a bride’s maid and never a bride.
Killer writes: And if there is anything that usually gets me going...it’s tossing around my testicles. If my hot, savory nuts can’t get the creative juices flowing...what is the point in having them? I have always assumed they were the source of my creative powers. Maybe like Samson’s hair.
When I read this quote to my vagina, she winked in sadness. “Am I not your source of creative power? Do you not love me like this man loves his balls?” She asked. “Do I not make sacrifices for you? Hell, I’m willing to bleed for you. What does a nut sack offer?”
I had to face it. She’s right.
Too long this blog has been pro-testosterone and anti-giny. I’m taking the girl into the shop this weekend and getting her trimmed up so I can show her off. We might not be so bold as to think, yet, that we belong on Mt. Rushmore, but she certainly can make an appearance getting out of a car or bet flashed on a windy skirt-wearing day. Once we elect a female president, I will rethink my position.
So let it be proclaimed that it’s balls versus meat curtain.
Are you sure, Killer, that you want to go there or can we lay off the ball chat for a while?
By the way, to my friends with blogspot accounts, I cannot leave comments on blogspot anymore, but I’m still occasionally stopping by Chulita, Gwen, and Heather to check out your posts. I hope my vagina and I get this problem rectified this weekend.
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Posted by liz on 02/20 at 05:20 PM-
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- mmo said
HOW TO MAKE YOUR E-PENIS BIGGER INSIDE!
ah a killer rant inside a killer rant website! well done sir
- heather said
in the odd chance that aliens haven’t kidnapped you and killer, i wanted to stop by and wish you all a good holiday season. if you can not only make it out to the other side still breathing and manage to have a little bit of fun in the process then you’ve done well.
- hello haha narf said
i’m up entirely too early and damned if there isn’t the cricut infomercial on. of course i thought of you. and wondered if you are using that damn awesome thing!
miss you and killer. hope all is well with you both.
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Man. Meat curtain vs. Ball Chat. Who will win?
Liz, I’m a little sad that I’m not longer one of your regular Blogspot reads. Sniff. But I’ll get over it. I mean, it hurts, sure...but I’m strong. I can take a little rejection. *sob*
By Mel-O-Drama on 2008 02 20
I have never actually shown any real pics. You have gone to far with that disgusting shot of your vajayjay.
Your lady could never stand up to my boys. I mean, come on! I have three of them for pete’s sake.
By Killer on 2008 02 20
To his credit, he has done a post about defecating in a racquetball court. And, inexplicably, one about Christine Baranski.
By dmarks on 2008 02 20
would it make your vajayjay feel better if you simply talked about her more?
By hellohahanarf on 2008 02 21
I would love to see the google searches that lead people to your blog after this...Or maybe I wouldn’t.
By churlita on 2008 02 21
Fajitas anyone? Liz is buying!
By othurme on 2008 02 21
If I wasn’t super gay before…
By jester on 2008 02 22
Othurme, you are sooo nasty.
Jester, the line “Super Gay” made me think of a comedian a long time ago who had a bit about a gay super hero who’s name was “Fagitor”
By killer on 2008 02 22
Fagitor had the best weapon ever: A studded Jeff Stryker dildo on a chain. He could get information out of anyone at anytime.
By jester on 2008 02 22
I thought about how disgusting this picture was and ALMOST didn’t put it on. But I think it’s hilarious. That’s one of the photos that came up when I Goggle imaged ‘meat curtain’. Ewwwwww
By liz on 2008 02 22
Not sure I can ever eat flank steak again.
I wonder why you can’t leave comments? Is it a Blogger issue? I saw something posted recently on the home page about the comments, but didn’t pay any attention to what it said. They need to fix the damn spell checker, too!
By Gwen on 2008 02 22
lol, marinated flank steak vs killers balls.
killer, it takes ~three~ of yours to be able to stand up to one of liz’s. are you sure that’s a point of pride?
jester, that’s not ~quite~ how it normally looks. or rather if it does then the ‘lady’ in question seriously needs to get herself to a dr. and fast.
liz, ~if~ you should feel the urge to comment and blogspot is still not showing you the love and respect you so deserve just drop me a line and i’ll put it up for you. not just at my place, wherever you like, just let me know. ()
By heather on 2008 02 22
@heather - I fear, by making your offer to post blogspot comments for Liz, you may be opening the Pandora’s Box for yourself that is Liz’s regular internet reads. Prepare yourself for sights you may not want to see.
By othurme on 2008 02 22
othurme, if i didn’t know any better i’d think your warning was sweet. but i’ve seen you around and know better.
By heather on 2008 02 23
Heather,
Your offer is very kind, but I couldn’t impose like that.
Othurme,
Your questions about my web habits are noted. THIS could explain why my laptops been running so slowly. You’d be amazed at the junk you have to surf through to find a website dedicated to getting a sack of balls to hang lower.
By liz on 2008 02 23