Wheel of Justice

I have to say, I think this is hilarious in concept and wonderful in implementation.

A friend of mine was in New Orleans this past week. She called me on the way home to tell me about THE WHEEL. The usual Crime Stoppers fee on these criminals is $1,000… not bad. But if you snitch on the thug during the week that he’s on the wheel, you get an EXTRA grand! The program has been hugely successful. To prevent friends from claiming the extra money, criminals are turning themselves in when the spin lands on them. To rob an old lady at gun point is bad enough but to deny your bro 2,000 cash? That’s just harsh.

Mississippi has casinos about an hour from my house. Last weekend a friend of mine went and checked out a new place that’s opened. 10 years ago the casinos were exciting. People got semi-dressed up to go and all the tables were full. Now when I go I see a lot of oxygen tanks being wheeled around and bloodshot eyes. I think they do shuttles from trailer parks, shot gun shacks, and nursing homes because the number of middle class people has definitely gotten smaller while the number of poor gamers is on the rise. And that myth about old people going to bed early? Not at the boats! We left at 2 AM and half the people in there at that time were over 65.

This new place has an automated roulette wheel. At first I liked it but I soon noticed that the automated wheel lacked the character of human spinner. When you get a gregarious casino worker, it can be a lot of fun. This experience, however, was a only one step above playing on your computer at home. We left the table and roamed around, played other games, and returned for a final round of roulette before going home. The SAME people were still there in the SAME spots. At least 3 hours had passed!! I enjoyed listening to these roulette pros share ‘tips’ such as, “Well, it’s after midnight, so zeros should be hittin’ a streak any minute now,” and “You’re gonna wanna play 17 right now because 25 just hit and 17 always hits right after 25.” Neither of these tips proved true, but that didn’t shake their resolve that their miss was more a freak of nature than a stupid ‘method’ to something as random as roulette.

I did notice that I’m outlived the board. I’ve always played my age as one of the numbers I place a bet on. This go around, I couldn’t do that. The board ends at 36.

Sigh.... How high does the craps table go? cool smirk

  • Never, ever, ever play at an automated video wheel. If you play roulette at all (and it is a sucker game) the key to play is watching the ballman. They develop muscle memory with the spin. A good spinner will consistently place the ball in a narrow quarter of the wheel 90% of the time. They just won’t start the spin at the same point every time which is why the numbers come up completely random.

    What you do is memorize the wheel. That is a necessity. Then watch the spin from the time it leaves his fingers to the time it lands in the pocket do a count in your head. If he’s one of those 90% it will be like clockwork from fingers to pocket if it deviates by less than a second after you watch him spin 5 times in a row, you can make a boatload of money.

    In table games if you want to make money, learn to play craps and blackjack. Craps has the least house odds and blackjack the odds if you are a skilled player can actually be in your favor.

    By Wavemancali on 2009 04 06

  • I’ve been to a casino on the Mississippi River in Davenport before. it was so depressing. I did get a little obsessed with those women with the hard, hard smoker’s creases in their faces, methodically pulling the slot lever like it was a form of meditation for them.

    By churlita on 2009 04 06

  • I think the Wheel is having the opposite effect on me...I REALLY want to be ON the wheel of justice.

    By Killer on 2009 04 06

  • Dave,

    I take it you’ve spent some time in the casinos? Worthy tips. And I have to learn to play craps. Everyone tells me that I’d like it.

    Churlita,

    That’s me in 25 years.

    Killer,

    It would be hilarious to see you on the Wheel of Justice. You’re so good at taking pictures that look like mug shots anyway. If you’re on the wheel for two grand… That’s a solid downpayment on those floors I’m wanting! I wouldn’t necessarily turn you in. $2,500 and free ice cream for life could buy my silence.

    By Liz on 2009 04 06

  • I’ve been known to visit the casinos a time or two and have actually won some money.

    When I “hit it big” on the slot machine, an old man was watching from down the row. After I got my picture taken with the big check and the excitement was dying down, he came up to me and asked me to choose a machine for him to play, since I was on a hot streak.

    He actually said that with a straight face and proceeded to load money into the machine I picked out for him.

    As if I would tell him where the next jackpot was going to hit . . .

    By Roadchick on 2009 04 07

  • while i am really not a fan of gambling, every once in a while the trade show guys will give me money and make me play for a bit.  i seem to do best at craps, even though i don’t have a fucking clue what i am doing, and at roulette. 

    although you are right, my 37 and a half year old ass can’t bet my age anymore.  i can, and do, however, bet my birth day (5) and month (7)!

    By hello haha narf on 2009 04 07

  • Roadchick- If you’ve ever been handed a big check, you HAVE hit it big. No quotation marks needed!

    Hello- ok!! Good idead. I can play 9 and 30… and try to forget why I’m playing those numbers…

    By liz on 2009 04 11

  • I am indeed a fan of gambling.

    Over the span of time I am ahead of the house when counting blackjack and horse racing.

    Slot machines I play for entertainment. But I do get lucky on them and my wife is even luckier. I think between us we are close to even which is incredible for slots.

    By Wavemancali on 2009 04 15

  • Even if u get in if you win a jackpot or have won enough to report to i r s and they check you out they will not pay you and dont think your friend can sit and say he won cause the EYE IN THE SKY knows better just wait till you can legally go you will have plenty of time in your life to become a degenerate gambler

    By table games on 2009 08 03

  • The Wheels of Justice visit to Grand Rapids happened as planned, even though the four days from Oct 1 to 4 were rather tightly packed. The Institute for Global Education sponsored the event, which presented information about what is happening to people in Iraq and Palestine.

    By Condominiums Mississauga on 2009 08 07

  • Hi,
    Concentration is essential to fulfill our potential. In one pointed concentration there is great power; our energy and focus do not get dissipated. When we have concentration we can do more in less time. Through meditation we gradually improve our powers of concentration; this focus can be used for both meditation, and also other activities we engage in.

    By Guided meditation on 2010 09 24

  • Slots are fun, and you can win money, although you also need to know when to quit.

    I’m quite partial to roulette, despite not actually having won much, i still find it quite exciting to play, although I don’t know whether it would be the same with an automatic roulette wheel system, part of the experience is the social aspect for me.

    By Slot Tournaments on 2010 11 07

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