The Stand Off Continues

I swear to God I can’t remember how to spell check this damn blog. It’s been that long since I’ve written! Sorry. You’ll just have to sort through all the misspellings if you care to finish the post. I thought Killer would have broken by now and posted something. He once posted pictures of flowers he had drawn on his ass. I can’t believe he hasn’t thrown something up for you to read! He thinks so much less of you than I do. You see, THIS half of Killer Rantswon’t write just ‘cause. I have to be moved; I have to feel I have something worth sharing. Oh. And I have to be in the mood.

The sense of obligation to post has been overtaken by my lack of interest in writing. I don’t expect you to bear with me. I hope you’re disappointed. Hell, be angry! You deserve it. But it doesn’t change the fact that pecking at keys does not appeal to me at the moment. I hope I’ll be back. Blogging has always been a lot of fun. Just, lately, Meh.

I went to see Momma Mia tonight. I wanted to gouge my eyes out and pierce my ear drums. I don’t think any amount of alcohol or any drug would have made this movie bearable. The two friends I went with (one guy, one girl) both loved it. I found it repulsive and would have walked out had I not been waiting for the reveal of the ‘father’. It was a waste of my life, even though had I not gone I would have only been home watching The Office reruns on TBS. I will say that I now crave an ABBA CD and went to Overstock.com to check out prices. SOLD OUT. You know those 4 bandmates are stunned at this resurgence. Good for them! I’ve always liked the light cheese of ABBA. This revival almost justifies the filming of Momma Mia.

ALMOST.

I also saw Batman a few weeks ago, which I liked. Killer said it got too long. I do not agree. I, however, was on pain pills when I watched it, so my sense of time was distorted. I think we both thought, however, that although Heath Ledger did a good job playing the Joker it wasn’t any Oscar-worthy performance.

Although I’ve done more than watch movies since we last met here, that’s about all I can muster for now. Fuck! There’s the spell check button. Excellent. I know I spelled resurgence incorrectly!

Until next time, be well. 

  • I am well, thank you! Just sitting here staring at that damn kitten on your header waiting for the day I log in and see that you or killer finally pulled the trigger.....

    Happy thoughts!

    By rebturtle on 2008 07 30

  • Finally!  Jesus!  And yeah, I am mad.  Enough already, resurface - at least come over and comment at my place once in a while so I know you’re alive.

    I think Ledger’s performance was Oscar-worthy but it was so hyped that audiences aren’t being blown away like they should be.  If we hadn’t been repeatedly told how great he was we’d have walked out amazed.  Instead, we walk out merely satisfied that everyone was right.  At least that’s how I felt.  He won me over in the very first scene with the pencil magic trick.  That was wicked.

    I’m glad you’re back!

    By Gwen on 2008 07 30

  • and here i was so sure that you had run off with your manicurist. or that killer had managed to somehow blow himself up with his new business venture. i had all kinds of exotic reasons made up and all it was was a simple case of writers apathy.
    blech.

    By heather on 2008 07 30

  • welcome back!  i missed you and am glad you checked in.

    considering that i am not a huge abba fan, i think momma mia is not in my near future.  gotta admit, i am with you and gwen about the dark knight...people need to shut the fuck up and just lemme see a movie.  if i get my hopes up too high there is no way i won’t be disappointed. 

    damn, that last sentence confused even me.  i’ve been doing that a lot lately.  and they gave me a blog...ha!

    so, talk to me about these pain pills.  you ok?  you wanna share?

    By hello haha narf on 2008 07 30

  • LOVED MAMMA MIA. I could’ve sat through it again. Even fishdog enjoyed it. Of course, I also really loved the show on Broadway.

    I am refusing to see Batman. I really just don’t want to. I have clown issues...and seeing Ledger (whom I adore) all creepy-clowned up and then in IMAX glory? no thank you.

    I’ll wait for video so I can get up and walk around when he starts to creep me out.

    Thank God you posted. I has going through killer-withdrawals.

    By Mel-O-Drama on 2008 07 30

  • Rebturtle,

    No. Thank YOU for missing me! As for Killer… you can still hate him until he decides to post again.

    Gwen,

    I have missed your blog, but I haven’t read ANY lately. You’re right though. I should do more visiting. Thanks.

    Heather,

    I like your explainations much better than the sad reality! The thought of crotch shots and boob flashes overtaking the guy who does pedicures is a wonderful image. Especially when I imagine him to look like Ben Affleck. Nice work.

    Hello,

    ABBA was the ONLY redeeming quality of this movie. You are wise to STAY AWAY.

    Mel,

    I think Momma Mia on stage would probably work. As a film, we will have to agree to disagree. I’m glad to know you missed us!

    By liz on 2008 07 30

  • I have to agree with Killer about Batman - good movie, but about 45 minutes too long. By the end, I wanted them ALL to die just so I could leave.

    I think Mamma Mia is a little too chick flick for me - but I love me some ABBA.

    So glad you checked in - I missed you!

    By Roadchick on 2008 07 30

  • Show off

    By Killer on 2008 07 30

  • I think I would rather subject myself to Killer’s flatulence than spend one second watching Mamma Mia nad listening to ANY ABBA song.

    By I.P. on 2008 08 01

  • Good to know you two are still alive. I’ve been worried sick about you.

    By churlita on 2008 08 07

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