
I LOVE this. Heather, over at the DKY Bar and Grill had this posted yesterday. I went in and made my own card for the catalogue. VIRTUAL office supplies! It’s like getting a raise or something! Thanks Heather! Quick! Tell me! What ELSE is out there?! I’m jonesin’ babe! I need a new fix BAD!!
I work with executives at our company. I cannot WAIT to show up with my virtual card as my “To Do” list. I will have it printed and tucked inside my Dukes of Hazzard notebook. They already question my sanity. This should answer all lingering questions, don’t you think?
I have to make 20 hamburger patties today for a cookout we’re having at the office tomorrow. I tried to get out of it, but my plan was foiled because the boss was in full support of me being the hamburger helper. Ugh. Cooking is only fun when you’re in the mood. I am not in the mood. I’m on page 425 in The Deathly Hallows. How can I be expected to think about raw meat at a time like this?
Not only did I post yesterday, and today, but I have 2 post saved in the archives to be published on tomorrow and Tuesday. I am doing my very best to keep you in the loop during Killer’s absence. However, I am going to have to complain to management. I think I’m getting carpal tunnel syndrome. I’m not sure what kind of Health Care Package Killer has for his “talent”. I’m ready to file a claim. I guess I should have looked into that before I accepted the job. Damn. Low wages, no benefits, a shitty vacation schedule.... It’s like working for the State. At least, much like my State job, I can show up drunk.
** DAMN IT! I can’t figure out how to insert a picture into my entries! I had a cute “To Do” list made for your viewing pleasure. I have it saved on my desktop, but I can’t figure out how to import it. The link sends you to a blank page. God! I knew I should have not been drinking paid attention when Killer gave me a tutorial!
HOW TO MAKE YOUR E-PENIS BIGGER INSIDE!
ah a killer rant inside a killer rant website! well done sir
in the odd chance that aliens haven’t kidnapped you and killer, i wanted to stop by and wish you all a good holiday season. if you can not only make it out to the other side still breathing and manage to have a little bit of fun in the process then you’ve done well.
i’m up entirely too early and damned if there isn’t the cricut infomercial on. of course i thought of you. and wondered if you are using that damn awesome thing!
miss you and killer. hope all is well with you both.
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I find thinking about raw meat gets me through most days.
By churlita on 2007 08 19
i’m glad you like the card catalog thingy
roadchick used it a while ago for someone’s birthday and i just kinda tucked the idea away for future use. i can’t help with posting it though now that you guys have these ultra fancy digs. i’m still working on learning everything about blogger. lol
By heather on 2007 08 19
I am just amazed to see you figured out the link button twice in one post. Take is slow grasshopper.
As for the health coverage, I treat all employees the same way I would treat a pet: I call it the $100 medicinal/$1 Bullet plan. If it is going to cost more than $100 in medicinal services, in a one year period, to keep them healthy we switch to the $1 bullet to end the misery.
**On a side note** It shows how much I know about fire arms...does a bullet cost $1?
By Killer on 2007 08 19
Damn,,,,,
Reading this I thought sure you were going to say ‘show up with it tucked into your dukes of hazard shorts’ but you went with notebook. Dangit fantasy ruined.
BD
By briliantdonkey on 2007 08 19
be nice to her killer, i speak from (today’s) experience when i say it isn’t always easy to blog when you’re fried. regardless of your choice of cooking methods. lol
By heather on 2007 08 20