I just totally stole this from you. Awesome.

By Mel-O-Drama on 2008 09 02

fuck, if only it were true. 
i would so vote for you.

By hello haha narf on 2008 09 02

Girl!  You so crazy!  I wanna have yo babies!

By Gwen on 2008 09 02

Thanks for your support! I will need a VP. Mel can tell great stories, Hello always has a cocktail handy and Gwen is available for bumming smokes. How does one decide?!

I don’t really want the job, though. I’m still holding out for ‘trophy wife’.

By liz on 2008 09 02

oh thank god! now i don’t have to wade my way through tons of political bullshit and lies to try to figure out who is lying the least and might actually attempt to keep some of the promises made on the campaign trail!

so what’s your platform? a keg in every refrigerator and a closet full of scented candles for all?
can i be your secretary of the interior?

By heather on 2008 09 02

coming soon to a cuteoverload page near you
*gwedaliz babies*

By heather on 2008 09 02

Heather- Seretary of the Interior! Why… of course!

By liz on 2008 09 03

i’m more of an ambassador than a vice president…

By hello haha narf on 2008 09 03

that’s one way to keep the peace, send hello to party with them.
so, should i wait till the election is over or quit the retail job now? lol

By heather on 2008 09 03

Hi,
I woke up this morning getting yelled at by my girlfriend because the refrigerator was wide open.I was innocent, and it was actually my cat (who has been trying for the past week) who opened the fridge and left it open (and framed me in the process).So now we need to find a good way to secure the fridge so he can’t pry it open, and preferably, one that won’t require me to “reconnect” it every time. Right now we have some tape, but I know I’m going to forget to re-tape it at some point.I figure if we can keep it “locked” for a month or so, he’ll forget about it and it won’t be a problem.Any suggestions?

By Sub Zero freezer repair on 2010 09 23