New Obsession: Big Butts
I know I am “behind” the times on this, but I have become fascinated by huge butts. I don’t mean shapely- I mean those “sit a tray on that thing and have some dinner” sized rumps. This is not a sexual attraction, it’s a “does not compute” stare down. And it all started with Lil Rounds on American Idol.
I will NOT use the term “baby’s got back"- because I am above such cliches.... but… young lady has rear! And her NAME is Lil Rounds. That’s the most ironic name she could have. Her name should be Hugh G. Rounds, or Loveme Rounds, or Biggie Rounds. Pretty much anything but “Lil” would work.
I am not shamed by this new obsession. How can this not make you stare?
And I wonder why it’s mostly women with huge, round butts. I have a friend whose sister once said that when he gains weight he gets “hippy”. Those words, in that order, make my ears perk up. “What?” HE gets hippy? How unfortunate.
When doing my Goggle Image search for this post, I found another picture of a butt you might regret looking at. I can’t help it. This is nasty, but I love when people think they are being hot, but they’re just being assholes. Huh. Assholes. What a choice word to use.
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Posted by liz on 04/26 at 08:45 AM-
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- Steven said
It’s been over a year since your blog died.
I blame myself for pointing you at Facebook. How’s your fake farm doing, anyway?
Just . . . wow.
Really?
I’m not even sure how that top picture is even possible. The physics of it boggle the mind.
But then I have to say to myself: If that was me, would I be out there on the beach, droppin’ it like it was hot?
I have to admire that, because while I am self-confident, I don’t have any where near the amount of self-confidence that that photo shoot required.
And as for the second one: ew.
By Roadchick on 2009 04 27
Another occasion, besides getting into an accident where it’s a good idea to make sure you’re wearing clean undies.
A few years ago I was telling a friend of mine that most guys I polled said they love a woman with a big ass. Her response was. “hmmm. You’d think I’d be more popular than I am then...”
By churlita on 2009 04 27
Maybe that second picture is taken out of context...maybe she is trying to show what happens when you use that fat-blocking weight loss drug, Alli.
By Killer on 2009 05 07
I miss the Twisted Candy of Killer & Liz.
Miss it and MORE i tell you!!!!
(big geeky huggles)
By Mayren on 2009 07 15
That is so nasty, someone had a little accident. I like butts, but they must be someone toned. I hate huge buts that are just total fat, looks nasty!
By Charles on 2010 01 10
It’s been over a year since your blog died.
I blame myself for pointing you at Facebook. How’s your fake farm doing, anyway?
By Steven on 2010 06 03