My Space

I haven’t really grasped what My Space is or why someone over 15 would want a My Space page, but that’s just me. No insult intended.

That being made clear, I have to confess that if all My Space pages were all like this one, I would certainly be interested in joining the My Space community.

Both disgusting and hilarious.

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  • I can’t even look at that shit. Killer, hurry and post something so that this will move down the page!

    By liz on 2008 03 25

  • It’s that big log that was discussed over on Killer’s side a while back.

    By laughingattheslut on 2008 03 25

  • I have been told that MySpace was started for bands and their fans.  Driveshaft from LOST has a MySpace page.  Driveshaft rocks.  Poor Charlie :(

    At some point the fans took over more than the bands, and then just dumb teenagers in general took over.

    Speaking of MySpace pages, this guy who was all over me just sent me his MySpace address.  I haven’t seen the guy in many months, so I really don’t get this.  I understand that he was somewhat confused when we met, that he doesn’t get that I just wanted to be friends, and that he somehow got it into his head that since I might at some point be getting a divorce means that it’s okay to start hitting on me now.  But after finally setting him straight and having no contact whatsoever since before Thanksgiving, why is he sending me this stuff?  I would think that after this much silence he would get the hint that I’m no longer comfortable even being his friend. 

    I would now think that MySpace is totally for losers (with the possible exception of Driveshaft and poor Charlie), except that I know a couple of published authors with MySpace pages, so now I’m a bit confused on the subject.

    By laughingattheslut on 2008 03 25

  • how odd that you posted about myspace this week. i’ve had 4 different people who i normally talk to either through e-mails or phone calls send me myspace ‘friends’ invitations. my youngest sister being one of them.

    thanks but no thanks.

    and that picture is just nasty. what the hell was she thinking?

    By heather on 2008 03 25

  • Hot pink bra - $25.00
    Black panties - $15.00
    Turd in the toilet on Myspace? - PRICELESS

    LMFAO

    By Roadchick on 2008 03 25

  • oh my fuck, that is hysterical!  what is wrong with people?!???!

    i got a myspace page when some smoking hot little boy asked me to.  darlin, i would have done just about anything he asked.  we are talking hot.  ask jester...we met him together.  yum.  wait, where was i?  oh yeah...myspace.  i hate it, but i have it.  less than 30 friends and honestly, a pain in the ass.

    so is the facebook that jester made me sign up for.  twitter is kinda like mini blogging, but i forget to check it.  i don’t bother with all of the other keep in touch sites.  fucken email me or call me.  other than that, i’m out.

    By hello haha narf on 2008 03 25

  • First:  You know with one click of a button I can make that your new top post forever.  I think you had better start getting used to that b-log on your blog.

    Second:
    When you sent me this picture I immediately smelled truck stop bathroom.  I wish I knew this girl, because that would be printed up all over her job.
    How do you drop off a deuce like that and stand up thinking..."Damn I’m Hot.”

    By Killer on 2008 03 26

  • This is a redneck joke.

    Are black chicks allowed to be rednecks?

    By laughingattheslut on 2008 03 26

  • I can’t even wrap my head around all the things that are WRONG with that picture let alone comprehend why someone would post something like that on purpose.  I put some wretched pictures of myself up, but you will never see my poo.

    Damn.  Now that I said it will never happen, it will.

    By Gwen on 2008 03 26

  • I have a Myspace page to keep track of my daughters’ Myspace sites. The good thing is, that my old friends have “found” me on there. I’m super bad about communicating with people, so I’ve lost touch with a lot of friends. It’s kind of an easy lazy person way to keep in contact with people.

    By churlita on 2008 03 26

  • So, does anyone have a link to her page or what?

    By othurme on 2008 03 26

  • I’m serious, ya’ll. After 24 hours of this being posted (which is round about now), your whole disposition will change and your faith in humanity will evaporate. This photo is beginning to make me ill. I want it GONE. I may have to type a really long post this weekend to push the turd down the drain.

    By liz on 2008 03 26

  • WTF?  I haven’t logged (no pun intended) ont myspace in an eternity.  I don’t get it either.

    By Absurdist on 2008 03 27

  • I think I logged into my myspace page 3 or 4 times, and the last time was over a year ago. Looks like the place has gone in the toilet.

    I’ve never seen Facebook, but from the look of this picture, it is probable Fecebook by now.

    By dmarks on 2008 03 29

  • I have a myspace. I know I am old and that it’s totally lame, but it helps me keep in touch with people I wouldn’t ordinarily hear from. Like my friend Bean who disappeared and then popped up two years later with a kid. Who I can look at on MySpace. And my Derby friends. And my siblings. I mean, if Brother hadn’t posted that his birthday is in two days. I might have forgotten.

    I post a lot of sh...um, stuff, but never poo. Monkeys, no poo. eew. the picture though? is classic.

    By ginamonster on 2008 03 30

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