Joeism
Janitor Joe’s line of thinking is highly entertaining to me. We had a weather conversation Monday that went something like this:
Liz: Damn, Joe. It’s cold out here!
Joe: Yep. The weatherman says it’s going to get down into the 30s. I’ve got to cover 42 tomato plants.
Liz: Seriously? The weatherman said in the 30’s? But it’s mid April.
Joe: I’m not lying, Liz. I even shopped around for a better forecast.
Liz: Huh? What do you mean you shopped around?
Joe: I watched all 3 stations, waiting for a better forecast.
Liz: Why?
Joe: Somebody’s got to have a better deal than 34 degrees.
Liz: Did someone have a better deal?
Joe: Sadly, no.
I really think that the world would be a better place if more people shopped around for their weather. It’s like believing in magic…
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Posted by liz on 04/15 at 04:30 PM-
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oh shit, i do this! i will watch weather on more than one tv channel, then jump on the computer to ask the internet what its prediction is.
sheesh.
(i am blushing from embarrassment. especially since they will all say rain and i still won’t take a fucking umbrella.)
By hello haha narf on 2008 04 15
I’m with Joe - when he figures out how to actually PLACE a weather order, let me know so I can sign up too.
By Roadchick on 2008 04 15
I heart Joe.
BTW, I never contacted my anonymous love note leaver. I figured no good could come of it. But I do think about him every day as I leave and again when I come home. My luck, I’ve missed out on The One.
By Gwen on 2008 04 16
Maybe we should change the focus of the blog to a better, more upbeat weather provider.
We should be able to get it correct almost as often as the real weather people.
By Killer on 2008 04 16
Hello, Chick, and Gwen,
It sounds like you’re all doing your part to make this world a better place! Thank you!
Killer,
Love the idea- especially if we posted around 9 am, when we already had an idea of what the weather would be like!
Gwen,
You probably made the right move. Sometimes knowing you have a secret admirer is much better than meeting him!
By liz on 2008 04 16
I shop around for better weather AND I believe in magic. I should never ever try to do again, huh?
By churlita on 2008 04 16
Wait...what’s all this talk about believing in magic? What’s not to believe?
By othurme on 2008 04 16
I have not thought of shopping for the weather. I look out of my window, and there it is. Sometimes, I don’t look out the window and just assume that the weather is nice. that’s what happens when you grow up in San Diego. Thankfully, I looked yesterday and saw that it was snowing. so I took a jacket.
I believe in magic. Which means I think I could change the weather if only I would try.
By ginamonster on 2008 04 16