Expose Deux

Do you remember around 4 months ago when I went to get a pedicure and gave the dude doing the pedi a major flash of crotch? I finally got my nerve up and went BACK to the same place (it’s RIGHT up the street) Tuesday afternoon. I felt pretty comfortable. I am almost certain the man did not recognize me. I felt secure and relaxed and enjoyed the experience.

Until I left the salon and got into my car and realized the button across my chest was undone!

I’m not kidding. This is TWICE- the only two times I’ve been to this place- that I have exposed my unmentionables to this Vietnamese guy.

Valerie says the guy is going to think I’m after him and that next time I leave the salon I’ll find a note on my car.

I said that I agreed and that the note would read “Whore, leave my husband alone”.

  • liz, i hate to tell you this but i think you need to have someone check you over from head to toe before you ever set foot in a salon again.

    instead of a drinking buddy you need a salon buddy.

    funny shit though, as long as it’s happening to you. grin

    By heather on 2008 06 19

  • I think you secretly have yellow fever.

    By Gwen on 2008 06 19

  • Awesome. I bet he starts looking for you from now on.

    By churlita on 2008 06 19

  • Poor Asian dude.  He’s probably afraid you are going to rape him.  He was probably warned about American women before getting on the boat over here.

    By Killer on 2008 06 22

  • Or it could be more likely that Liz was thinking of killer grin

    By I.P. on 2008 06 22

  • New sweatpants or yoga pants and a new t-shirt.
    That way, you can be reasonably sure that no lady parts will be hanging out.

    By Roadchick on 2008 06 22

  • nice.

    did you leave him a tip or did he give you one?

    By hello haha narf on 2008 06 23

  • anyone here still alive???

    By heather on 2008 07 12

  • What about over here?  I feel like I’m uncovering Tutankhamun’s blog.

    By othurme on 2008 07 22

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