A Tall Glass of Me

The Recipe For Liz

3 parts Impishness
2 parts Tease
1 part Boldness

Splash of Playfulness

Finish off with a little umbrella and straw

What’s the Recipe for Your Personality?

Roadchick had this on her blog. I thought I was supposed to make up my own recipe for ME and came up with

Equal parts inappropriate language and cleavage
2 parts loud
1 part smoker’s cough

Mix well and finish off with a big stick

Because Word Verification wouldn’t work, I ended up going back to her original post and saw it’s one of those things you do. So here’s my thing. You can do your thing too.

By the way, Impish means mischevious. I had to look it up. At first I was offended- until I realized that it was actually kind of accurate. 

  • It’s oddly accurate though . . . at least for the persona you portray on the innernets.

    Speaking of odd - where has Killer’s half of the blog gone??? Have you finally gone berserk and wiped him out?

    By Roadchick on 2008 01 28

  • Are you sure it didn’t say “pimpish”?

    By othurme on 2008 01 28

  • Well, here’s mine, and it’s total bullshit.  So I made my own after the below:

    Michelle:
    3 parts Friendship
    2 parts Craftiness
    1 part Sass
    Splash of Impishness
    Finish off with whipped cream

    So here’s mine:

    12 parts condoms
    15 parts porn, mostly literotica
    35 parts cleavage
    2 parts whore
    10 parts cape cods to facilitate the above

    Mix well with men at bars.  Exchange health documentation. Stir with a dildo, and add whipped cream.

    Okay, I am not that much of a whore, but it sounded good to me.

    By Absurdist on 2008 01 29

  • i’m not even bothering with the “real” one. 

    besides, there is no recipe for me.  all the pinches and dashes of my life experience made this glorious unpredictable me.  and i can’t imagine anyone who would want to recreate it!

    By hellohahanarf on 2008 01 29

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