You Should All Be Very Afraid

But especially Liz.

I am getting tips and lessons from Clib about Photoshop and Illustrator.  Pretty soon I will topple any politician who angers me with a photo depicting a surreptitiously placed hand in the pants of a small boy. 

For now I will be forced to use Liz as my practice mark.

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I debated saying that this was not a doctored photo and this is just what Liz really looks like, but I think some people might believe and then it would not be funny, it would just be sad.

Clib thinks she looks like she should be in Color Me Badd, so I am including a shot of them for you to decide.

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I think she looks more like Lorenzo Lamas from Renegade.  You tell me what you think.

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As an Update, after posting this, Clib decided to show how good the Photoshop could be.  He went a little further and made even more adjustments to the Liz pic.

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  • That is not the Color Me Badd that I knew and loved from 1991. That looks like Color Me Filter. And is it me or does the guy on the left look like the love child of Jeff Probst and Ty from Extreme Home Makeover?

    By Clib on 2008 04 17

  • Damn Clib, you watch Extreme Home Makeover?

    By Disco on 2008 04 17

  • Disco,
    That show will get you every time. It’s worse than E.T. By the way my title for that piece is “Sleazy Rider”

    By Clib on 2008 04 17

  • I had such a crush on LL when I was a tween.  I watched Falcon Crest every week and daydreamed of riding off into the sunset on the back of his bike.  Swoon.

    By Gwen on 2008 04 17

  • Clib:
    Thanks for the tips and the incredible work of art that “Sleazy Rider” is. 

    Disco:
    I’m sure he is only in it to get the DIY decorating tips.

    Gwen:
    I don’t recall ever once watching Falcon Crest.  I did not even realize he was on it until I was doing searches for his pic.  I only knew him from Renegade, and bad B movies.

    By Killer on 2008 04 18

  • I don’t go for smokers, and I usually don’t go for facial hair either.

    But, damn, Liz is sexy, even with a beard.

    By laughingattheslut on 2008 04 18

  • damn, clib is so right about the love child between jeff and ty!  i am all creeped out.  although i will freely admit that i have never heard of color me bad.  do i live under a rock?

    liz is gorgeous.  she can even rock that stubble.  but she is much more stunning with a smooth baby face.

    By hello haha narf on 2008 04 18

  • Killer, it was nice knowing ya. Because when Liz gets ahold of you?

    You’re so dead.

    wink

    By Roadchick on 2008 04 18

  • Laughing:
    I KNOW...I am so trying to convince Liz to grow a goatee.

    Hello:
    You never heard of Color Me Badd?!?  I bet if you looked up some of their music on Amazon.com or itunes you would remember some of their songs.

    Roadchick:
    I couldn’t sleep all last night.  I kept one eye on the door.

    By Killer on 2008 04 18

  • I guess I wasn’t paying attention earlier, but that isnt Color me Badd.  They were the group that had one guy who looked like Kenny G, one guy looked like Snow and one guy looked like George Michaels.  Who are those guys above?

    By Disco on 2008 04 18

  • Thank you Disco,

    I pointed out this glaring fact to Killer and was immediately dismissed as gay because I remembered their faces as well. There was Snow guy, Kenny G. guy, George Michael guy, and Milli Vanilli guy. I Adore Mi Amour my ass… get me the real CMB Killer!

    By Clib on 2008 04 18

  • I agree with Laughing, Liz is one of the few women I know who still looks hot, even with facial hair. Can I hate her now?

    By churlita on 2008 04 18

  • Ok. I’m both pissed and flattered at the same time.

    Additional comments:
    My cigarette changed sides. Why?
    I see some Billy Ray Cyris in there, somewhere.
    As a man, I’m kind of fuckable.
    I do love ‘Sleazy Rider’. That’s funny.

    Now, may the fires of Hell be extra warm upon your arrival…

    By liz on 2008 04 18

  • Disco and Clib:
    I would refer to you both as very effeminate for knowing so much about the inner workings of boy band music, but I am not sure if it would offend my effeminate readers more, or my musical readers.

    Churlita:
    You can try, but it is actually physically impossible to dislike, much less hate Liz. 

    Liz:
    I think he mirrored the image so it flowed better with the photo. 
    Sleazy Rider is Clib’s title. 
    Even as a dude you are an egomaniac
    It is very kind of you to think of my warmth needs.

    By Killer on 2008 04 18

  • Great, now I can no longer jack off in front of my computer screen with Liz’s picture up on it.  I hate you Killer.

    By othurme on 2008 04 19

  • So that is not Billy Ray Cyrus in the first picture, but is really Liz? (but I think Killer is more likely to sing “Achy Breaky Balls” ... especially after going into one of those public-transit turnstiles the wrong way by mistake.)

    By dmarks on 2008 04 19

  • Othurme:
    Sorry, I’ll email you some naked pics of her.

    Dmarks:
    You wouldn’t joke about that after it happened to you a couple of times.

    By Killer on 2008 04 20

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