Work Discussions Continued
I have a new job. Like the last job...I found it more fun to not really discuss the blog. That way I could write about them freely. The following is a discussion I had the other night with a new co-worker after he read an article about blogs.
New Co-Worker: What the hell is a “blog”? It sounds like a redneck term for feces.
Me: I don’t understand that correlation. Would you be willing to elaborate?
New Co-Worker: You know...big-log...blog. The redneck would stand up from the toilet and be proud of his creation. So proud, he would run and get the rest of his kin to come look at his “blog”.
Me: Would they come look at it?
New Co-Worker: Probably.
Me: You’re actually close. It is short for Web-Log, and there are a lot that could probably be better compared to your definition.
New Co-Worker: What kind of super-dork has a website dedicated to keeping a log about themselves. I’m picturing Capt. Kirk giving his daily Captain’s Log.
Me: Now that sounds more like a reference to feces...the Captain’s Log.
New Co-Worker: Yeah...that one does have a better ring to it.
Me: I have a blog.
New Co-Worker: Really!?! What do you write about?
Me: Feces. I take pictures of my better ones and post them for all the world to see.
New Co-Worker: Yeah right. “Michael’s Poop Patrol”
Me: That would be a bad name. It sounds like I am searching out other people’s pretty poops. I only show my own.
New Co-Worker: No seriously...do you have a blog?
Me: Yes.
New Co-Worker: What is it about?
Me: Nothing really...I mean...it’s me and a friend...we just discuss whatever we feel like...stupid shit mostly.
New Co-Worker: You mean like politics?
Me: Not usually, but sometimes it comes up.
New Co-Worker: Religion?
Me: Oh, Lord no...I’ve tried that from time to time and it is WAY too intense.
New Co-Worker: So what the hell can you possibly talk about day after day that would keep people reading your stupid blog?
Me: If I had to pick one primary topic that keeps resurfacing it would be my testicles.
New Co-Worker: You have a website dedicated to your testicles?
Me: I wouldn’t say “dedicated”. Sometimes my blog partner talks about her vagina, or being drunk.
New Co-Worker: Her vagina gets drunk?
Me: I’ve never thought to ask.
New Co-Worker: Don’t people have anything better to do than read about YOUR testicles?
Me: It’s a slow news year.
New Co-Worker: I would rather read a blog about your feces.
Me: I’ll see what I can put together.
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Posted by killer on 02/28 at 11:32 PM-
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I think the moniker implies intent and I did not go looking for them. In fact, I’d prefer a nice man, my age, who has a good head on his shoulders and between his legs. And now you may know a whole lot more about me than you wanted
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Do you need me to get started on a design for that new blog.
By Topncal on 2008 02 29
please don’t share pics of your b-logs or even your
captain’s log ok.
spare us that
By Mayren on 2008 02 29
Design Idea #1 - I’m thinking lots of browns...with little bits of yellow.
By othurme on 2008 02 29
I like this guy already. b-log. That’s funny as… well, funny as shit.
A guy like that would like our blog, I think. But Killer, I don’t talk about my drunk vagina much at all. I think you mislead him.
By Liz on 2008 02 29
I just don’t have anything better to do.
By Gwen on 2008 02 29
Yes. Nothing better to do. And where else are my smarta** comments welcome?
By laughingattheslut on 2008 03 01
I would like to hear more about Liz’s drunk vagina.
I do not EVER want to see pictures of your b-log. As a matter of fact, I don’t want to see pictures of anyone’s b-log. Ever.
By Mel-O-Drama on 2008 03 01
A B log is probably worse than an A log.
By dmarks on 2008 03 01
And you’re probably gonna need a plunger for C-Log
By othurme on 2008 03 01
i am in kentucky at a trade show that is affectionately known as the shit sucker show. yep, a trade show for vacuum trucks, portapotties and lots of other stuff. it is the ‘pumper and cleaner expo’ which is held every year. these folks walk around wearing t-shirts that say “we are number 1 in the number 2 business” and the like. crap is big business to these guys. but i am willing to bet that even they don’t wanna see your b-logs.
By hellohahanarf on 2008 03 01
Oh, Hello. You go to the strangest places…
By ginamonster on 2008 03 01
When my vagina gets drunk, it has no sense of whether to fuck this guy or that one. It also pukes.
By Absurdist on 2008 03 02
Hello,
I would like to see your collection of trade show t-shirts.
By Liz on 2008 03 02
Absurdist, I really don’t want to consider what vagina puke would be. Unless, of course, she only pukes after sex, in which case, oh, okay.
By ginamonster on 2008 03 02
Actually I took a pretty healthy blog this morning. It took a couple hours to air out. (I’m linking you. Hope that’s okay.)
By Craig on 2008 03 02
Topncal:
Let me work up some more material...then we can begin. Tonight I’m having Mexican, so it shouldn’t take too long.
Mayren:
As a Treki, I figured you would be into the Captain’s log.
Othurme:
Leave it to you to take an honest idea and make it all nasty.
Liz:
I often forget what you tell me in private vs. what you talk about on the blog.
Gwen:
You are our kind of people.
Hello:
I guess not...if you are a baker, the last thing you would want to see is a bunch of pictures of bread.
Gina:
She gets around all right.
Absurdist:
Your vagina might need some gatorade or something...we don’t want it getting dehydrated.
Liz:
We can invite Hello down...you can get her out of her tshirts and I will take care of the rest.
Ginamonster:
I was eating yogurt when I read this. I almost couldn’t finish it.
Craig:
I hope you are not on the toilet when you typed this. And NO you can NOT link to us!
Just kidding. I just always wanted to tell someone that.
By killer on 2008 03 03
In my laziness to respond the number grew so great. I actually skipped over some without realizing it.
Laughing:
All comments welcome...when you write about the disgusting things we do, you can’t be too selective.
Mel:
If you’ve never seen a picture of a b-log, how do you know you won’t like it? Don’t be so close minded. Tell you what, I will send you a few to your email and you can decide.
Dmarks:
I don’t know...maybe an A log is what you use to refer to the really impressive ones, like the ones that are long and wrap around....oh man..I think I just went too far even for me.
Othurme:
A plunger or a colonoscopy.
By killer on 2008 03 03
i’m back from kentucky!! survived the shit sucker show. whew!
liz, i try not to buy shirts from the trade shows i go to. once i am outta there, i try to leave the experience, and empty ketel one bottles, behind me.
killer, since i don’t collect shirts from these shows, can you come up with another excuse to get me outta my shirt? because i promise not to find fault with your next idea.
By hellohahanarf on 2008 03 03
I get Soooooo much shit for having a blog, but the last two guys I dated, happened because they found my blog. (I knew both of them in the real world first)So, who’s the nerd now? Uh, probably still me.
By churlita on 2008 03 03