White Stripes

I just got back from seeing the White Stripes in concert.  It could very well be one of the best concerts I have been to; at least the best since Poison when I was in Jr. High. 

I learned more tonight than Jack White kicks ass on guitar.  I learned I should quit trying to take pictures at concerts with my cell phone.

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Sadly, this is one of the best shots.  Those bright blurs are Jack and Meg White.  They are rocking out Ball and a Biscuit, but you can’t hear it, so it is lost on you. 

I guess what I am trying to say is, “you had to be there.”

This post blows chunks.  I would like to blame it on being drunk, but I did not drink at the concert.  It is not that I didn’t want to drink.  It is more a matter of laziness, the beer was to far away for me to keep walking and getting more. 

It is shameful when laziness gets in the way of debauchery.

  • All apologies that this post blows.  They can’t all be winners.

    By killer on 2007 07 31

  • I’m so jealous! I’m sure it was a great post. Wasn’t there anything you could have shared.... like the freaks in the crowd or like how Chad took his top off? Sup’in?

    By liz on 2007 08 01

  • Replace the word POST with Show in my comment. How can I delete comments that end up being poorly worded?

    By liz on 2007 08 01

  • OMG! I was there! I just posted about the concert. Shit, Killer, we were in the same area, dammit!

    And the concert kicked ass. Holy shit.

    By Mel-O-Drama on 2007 08 01

  • Yeah the cell phone camera thing was neat for me as well at first. Then I realized the pictures it takes are pretty bad, even for me.

    BD

    By briliantdonkey on 2007 08 01

  • i never learn that my cell phone and concerts don’t mix well.  constantly i find myself attempting to capture on that crappy little phone what i should just enjoy and capture in my brain.  sigh.

    jack white is phenomenal.  i’d love to see him in concert.  looked like your seats weren’t too far away.

    By hellohahanarf on 2007 08 01

  • well you can’t win them all.. but the beer must have missed you badly…

    By babybull40 on 2007 08 01

  • That’s okay.  We appreciate the effort.

    By laughingattheslut on 2007 08 01

  • glad to see you are finally enjoying yourself, looks like a kick ass time.  still miss you at work.....it really blows to be the only english speaking person sometimes

    By josiecatbaby on 2007 08 01

  • I would like to request that you bring a real camera on your vacation.  I see no reason for the pictures with the Filipina hookers...oops, I mean “massage therapists” to be blurry.

    By othurme on 2007 08 01

  • I am so jealous - of you going to the concert, not the part where you were too lazy to get beer.

    The post didn’t blow at all.

    By churlita on 2007 08 01

  • It was a pretty awesome show...his voice was shot to hell, but they were still great!

    We took our (relatively) new digital camera, and I was really excited about getting good shots...but the jack-ass security guard wouldn’t let us in with it (despite the fact that I called the venue that day, and they assured me it was cool).

    God bless Robert Johnson...God bless Son House.

    By gatey on 2007 08 01

  • Liz:
    Yes, Chad getting naked would have been a better story, but I was too lazy to write about it. 

    Mel:
    I have grown too used to living in areas where I should know no one within a few hundred miles.  I have to get used to living amongst friends again.  Next time I will call ahead.

    BD:
    It is strange...I never even think about using my camera phone until concerts.  I ALWAYS tell myself, “self, next time bring a real camera.” But alas, I am too lazy to actually hide it in my butt crack to sneak it past security.

    Hello:
    Our seats were awesome, a little to the side, but there was a six foot gap/walkway that security kept cleared out right in front of us, so no body could get in our way.  That kicked ass.

    babybull:
    Sometimes you have to cut beer loose, if it was meant to be, it will come back.  It always seems to come back.

    laughingattheslut:
    I always feel bad hitting the submit button, if I don’t like the post.

    josiecat:
    You should go ahead and learn Tagalog.  You still have several months on your contract.  I miss you as well...I have no one to remind to medicate themselves.

    othurme:
    There will definitely be a camera on the vacation.  The massage therapists don’t like it however.

    Churlita:
    Thanks for you support and thanks for the jealousy.  They only had Coors and Coors light for beer selection and I am a massive beer snob.  Not massive in girth, but massive in beer snobbery.

    By Killer on 2007 08 02

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