Whip it! Whip it good!
By now you are probably tired of all these photoshop shenanigans...but they are so entertaining to me and Liz.
It should be known that I am officially opening myself up for all kinds of disgusting, perverted pics of me to appear in my email account, on bright sheets of paper stuck under windshield wipers and possibly on a bill board or two around town.
It is not that Clib is vindictive or evil spirited, he is just very driven and when he gets focused on retaliation it can be a long cold battle. Not to mention, my meager photoshop skills have all been born from him, and he is much better at it than I am.
All that is fully known and understood, but still I am posting this pic. My second attempt to doctor a picture in photoshop, but I have to admit...the only doctoring I had to do for this pic is to add the bull whip. The rest is straight up Clib. 100%
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Posted by killer on 04/23 at 08:52 PM-
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- hello haha narf said
OH MY FUCK, THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
- churlita said
I cant listen to videos at work either. I love Jon Stewart, so just seeing him was enough to make me wet my pants.
- hello haha narf said
i am going to try VERY hard to not make a comment about you and my moist panties.
ahem.the video will have to wait until i get home. i’ll be back…
- heather said
that’s one way to keep the peace, send hello to party with them.
so, should i wait till the election is over or quit the retail job now? lol
I was tempted to “Mapplethorpe” the bull whip, but I wanted to keep it classy.
By killer on 2008 04 23
Surprisingly, you got the proportion of my head to my body right and damn, those panties shape my junk really well. As for my vengeance, I already “Mapplethorped” your toothbrush.
By clib on 2008 04 23
Clib:
I knew you would appreciate the big head look. Your cranium far surpasses your breast size.
By Killer on 2008 04 24
No long hair and tranny makeup?
By Absurdist on 2008 04 24
In my daydreams Clib’s body is much less feminine but this adds a new dimension. Thanks.
By Gwen on 2008 04 24
Absurdist:
I’m still learning...plus Clib has always been sort of Granola-ish.
Gwen:
Actually, he has bigger boobs than that.
By Killer on 2008 04 24
Suh-weet!
By Gwen on 2008 04 24
Absurdist:
Forgive his inadequacies. He is the Luke to my Yoda or at least the Daniel to my Miagi.
Gwen:
Don’t encourage either of us
Killer:
How’s your breath?
By clib on 2008 04 24
He certainly is well shaven. Guys usually aren’t known for their maintenance. is he kind of metrosexual?
By churlita on 2008 04 24
Arghh my eyes. Could you have at least put Liz’s picture there. Nightmares for a month
By I.P on 2008 04 24
churlita,
I told you I was the Miagi to Killer’s Daniel San, so “wax on, wax off”
I.P.
welcome to my wife’s nightmare
By clib on 2008 04 24
While I am an avid reader of Killer Rants, I don’t comment. I just enjoy everyone else’s witty intellect and go on about my day. However, this is disturbing to me on so many levels, I feel compelled to speak out. This image has scarred my brain and I think my sex life is ruined. Thank you, Killer.
By Mrs. Clib on 2008 04 24
Mrs. Clib:
Don’t blame ME for your debased sex life. You should be more willing to take the whip.
I debated putting you in the picture as maybe a gimp, but although I am confident in my ability to fend off an angry Clib...I would probably have considerable more difficulty fighting with you. You are MUCH meaner.
By Killer on 2008 04 24
i am impressed with your photoshop talent. it concerns me that i’m also a tad attracted to clib. gotta love a man in charge…
By hello haha narf on 2008 04 26