Whip it!  Whip it good!

By now you are probably tired of all these photoshop shenanigans...but they are so entertaining to me and Liz. 

It should be known that I am officially opening myself up for all kinds of disgusting, perverted pics of me to appear in my email account, on bright sheets of paper stuck under windshield wipers and possibly on a bill board or two around town. 

It is not that Clib is vindictive or evil spirited, he is just very driven and when he gets focused on retaliation it can be a long cold battle.  Not to mention, my meager photoshop skills have all been born from him, and he is much better at it than I am. 

All that is fully known and understood, but still I am posting this pic.  My second attempt to doctor a picture in photoshop, but I have to admit...the only doctoring I had to do for this pic is to add the bull whip.  The rest is straight up Clib.  100%

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  • I was tempted to “Mapplethorpe” the bull whip, but I wanted to keep it classy.

    By killer on 2008 04 23

  • Surprisingly, you got the proportion of my head to my body right and damn, those panties shape my junk really well. As for my vengeance, I already “Mapplethorped” your toothbrush.

    By clib on 2008 04 23

  • Clib:
    I knew you would appreciate the big head look.  Your cranium far surpasses your breast size.

    By Killer on 2008 04 24

  • No long hair and tranny makeup?

    By Absurdist on 2008 04 24

  • In my daydreams Clib’s body is much less feminine but this adds a new dimension.  Thanks.

    By Gwen on 2008 04 24

  • Absurdist:
    I’m still learning...plus Clib has always been sort of Granola-ish.

    Gwen:
    Actually, he has bigger boobs than that.

    By Killer on 2008 04 24

  • Suh-weet!

    By Gwen on 2008 04 24

  • Absurdist:

    Forgive his inadequacies. He is the Luke to my Yoda or at least the Daniel to my Miagi.

    Gwen:

    Don’t encourage either of us

    Killer:

    How’s your breath?

    By clib on 2008 04 24

  • He certainly is well shaven. Guys usually aren’t known for their maintenance. is he kind of metrosexual?

    By churlita on 2008 04 24

  • Arghh my eyes. Could you have at least put Liz’s picture there. Nightmares for a month grin

    By I.P on 2008 04 24

  • churlita,

    I told you I was the Miagi to Killer’s Daniel San, so “wax on, wax off”

    I.P.

    welcome to my wife’s nightmare

    By clib on 2008 04 24

  • While I am an avid reader of Killer Rants, I don’t comment.  I just enjoy everyone else’s witty intellect and go on about my day.  However, this is disturbing to me on so many levels, I feel compelled to speak out. This image has scarred my brain and I think my sex life is ruined.  Thank you, Killer.

    By Mrs. Clib on 2008 04 24

  • Mrs. Clib:
    Don’t blame ME for your debased sex life.  You should be more willing to take the whip.

    I debated putting you in the picture as maybe a gimp, but although I am confident in my ability to fend off an angry Clib...I would probably have considerable more difficulty fighting with you.  You are MUCH meaner.

    By Killer on 2008 04 24

  • i am impressed with your photoshop talent.  it concerns me that i’m also a tad attracted to clib.  gotta love a man in charge…

    By hello haha narf on 2008 04 26

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