We Need More Product Development
I recently decided to start selling Killer Rants products so our loyal fan base could make me, I mean US, a bit of cash. The idea was maybe some plush Killer dolls, possibly one that giggled when you pulled his balls, or maybe one that farted if you put it too close to the plush Liz doll.
BFF, Clib, our house artist and intellectual was put in charge of designing products. I think he might have misunderstood the instructions, or maybe he is trying to say something about my readers.
This is the first product he came up with.
I would like to think that he was aiming at my hot and heavy female readership, but he has left off some important features for that crowd.
I am going to seriously rethink using him as my R and D guy.
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Posted by killer on 04/20 at 07:50 PM-
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This is an anatomically correct doll, at least based on what I felt last time we spooned while camping. What you failed to mention was the fantastic technical features, such as cyclonic action suction mouth and super grip anus. These are innovations that even that pompous Limey Dyson would covet.
By clib on 2008 04 20
Where’s one with that photoshop Alf face on it?
Clib: Is that super Kung-Fu grip G I Joe anus?
By dmarks on 2008 04 20
I thought his chest would be hairier...or is his head on backwards?
By othurme on 2008 04 21
when this first showed up in my reader i was reaching for the checkbook. then i scanned down and realized that you missed a HUGE part of killer.
email me when the correct version is available.
By hello haha narf on 2008 04 21
Hello,
Yes, I know. I forgot his feet.
By clib on 2008 04 21
clib, i HATE feet. oh how i hate feet. please continue to have the legs end as they do. thank you.
By hello haha narf on 2008 04 21
Clib:
We had just been swimming...and it was a really cold night.
Dmarks:
Don’t get us into a trademark infringement.
Othurme:
No, my back is much hairier than my front.
Hello:
We couldn’t show the anatomically correct version on this blog. We have kids that read this.
Clib:
Ohhhhhh....I thought you had just forgot ONE of the LEGS.
Hello:
Maybe you need the footed version to get over your foot phobia.
By Killer on 2008 04 21
A HUGE part of killer? Are you sure?
By Absurdist on 2008 04 21
Why do the bottom of his legs and his pointy, pointy, feet turn black?
By churlita on 2008 04 21
Churlita,
This was a slightly used prototype. Instead of fisting, Liz apparently likes “legging”.
By clib on 2008 04 22
Do you take Pay Pal?
By Gwen on 2008 04 22
Thanks for the nightmares killer.
By I.P on 2008 04 22
This is how I’ve always imagined you would look naked.
By liz on 2008 04 22
Absurdist:
He should have AT LEAST included my testicles.
Churlita:
I have poor circulation, it is a frighteningly life like doll.
Clib:
Oof, that sounds painful.
Gwen:
Pay Pal, Discover Card, Food Stamps, we are not a proud people.
IP:
Give it a few days, it really grows on you.
Liz:
I’ll show you the real thing this weekend...you can compare.
By Killer on 2008 04 23