Violent Child Abuse

I overheard this conversation today at the cafeteria at my hospital.


lady 1:  “My Son won’t stop grabbing my breasts.”
lady 2:  “I would kick that bastard in the balls.”
lady 1:  “He’s only two.”
lady 2:  “When I got through he would only have one… if he’s lucky.”
lady 1:  “I am NOT going to kick my two year old in his balls.”
lady 2: “Why would you kick your two year old in the balls??”
lady 1:  “You’re the one who just told me to do it!”
lady 2:  “Wait, what did you just say earlier?”
lady 1:  “I said my Son won’t stop grabbing my breasts.”
lady 2:  “Oh shit, I though you said, ‘A Son of a bitch won’t stop grabbing my breasts.  I thought some perv at work was copping a feel.”
lady 1:  “How the hell did you hear Son of a bitch?”
lady 2:  “I don’t know, you mumbled or something.”
lady 1:  “I did not mumble.  I thought you had told me to kick my son in the nuts.  I was getting really worried about YOUR kids.”
lady 2:  “My kid is twenty five, if he grabbed my breasts I WOULD kick him in the nuts.”
lady 1: “Does a two year old even have nuts?”

I am really worried for today’s youth.

An important note:  Killer Rants in NO WAY supports the kicking of nuts, at any age.

  • I agree with lady #2, if Kade is 25 & grabbing my breasts, I may have to nail him in the balls

    By Chris on 2007 11 14

  • I think she might as well start crush his gonads now when he’s only 2 and it doesn’t hurt so much.  Save him a lot of tit-grabbing related pain in the future.

    By urban pedestrian on 2007 11 14

  • Yeah, but I bet you DO support the grabbing of breasts. though.

    I wish I could overhear conversations like that at my job.

    By churlita on 2007 11 14

  • chris:
    You know you would love your little baby too much to kick him in the balls, even in 25 years...now his Dad on the other hand.

    Urban Pedestrian:
    Ouch, now that would be a pre-emptive strike.

    Churlita:
    Yes, breast grabbing is in favor here at Killer Rants.  Breast GRABBING is a way to show affection and appreciation.  Ball KICKING is strictly an act of anger and aggression.

    By Killer on 2007 11 14

  • That poor kid has got big issues if his MOM doesn’t know that he has nuts.

    By jester on 2007 11 14

  • I haven’t been around much and I still haven’t caught up on all your NaBloPoMo posts, but I caught this one in my google reader and had to rush over and comment.

    Damn that was funny. And I totally needed a laugh this morning. This has been one sucky-ass week.

    By Mel-O-Drama on 2007 11 15

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