Tuesday is Never Super in Mississippi
Well, the majority of states got to vote for their choice of candidates yesterday, but not Mississippi. Why do we always have to be last? The only thing we get to be first in is Obesity. I mean, it’s sucks to be thought of as “the fattest state” but it feels good to be number one, for a change.
Suck on THAT Texas! Take your skinny, cowboy hat wearing ass back to the Mexican restaurant and try again next year.
I want Mississippi to get so fat we start hanging over into our neighboring states. I want Alabama and Louisiana to feel like they are on a sixteen hour flight with a 400 pound man sitting between them, eating free peanuts and hogging the arm rest.
Sorry for that digression, my mind is wandering.
Back to elections! Did everyone who was capable get out and vote yesterday? If you didn’t, shame on you. Don’t you know how important this process is? Major corporations throughout the world are needing these results to determine which candidates to purchase. If you confuse them and they give a bunch of money to Obama, but then Clinton gets the nod, they are going to pass that cost on to you, the consumer. I personally am tired of my gas prices going up and valuable resources going to medicaid that could be spent on saving the endangered animals. I mean, we have an abundance of old people, but only a limited number of Mountain Pygmy Possum remaining So, if everyone would please just pick a person we can all agree on, it would be greatly appreciated.
All my support is on the guy from Law and Order...I love that show.
I think Mississippi is holding their primaries next Tuesday, I hope they have a buffet. I would hate to lose valuable eating time while being forced to stand in line.
Fuck the Old People! Save the Mountain Pygmy Possum!
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Posted by killer on 02/06 at 12:02 AM-
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I do not have a cowboy hat. I especially do not wear one on my a**. Can I still go to the Mexican restaurant?
The mountain pygmy possum is better looking than most old people, so okay.
I did not vote yesterday, and I probably won’t vote later. But that is a long story for another time.
By laughingattheslut on 2008 02 06
I am deligent in doing my part to support fattness. You’re welcome.
By liz on 2008 02 06
I voted! I actually got to use one of the automated voting booths. It was pretty cool. It wasn’t cool, however, that the election lady asked EVERY PERSON IN HER LINE if they wanted paper or plastic, meaning “Do you want a paper vote or an automated vote?”
It was only cute once, especially since most people were merely confused by it.
By Gwen on 2008 02 06
laughing:
Then you aren’t REALLY a Texan are you?
Liz:
Keep up the good work. There are studies now that say insurance companies pay LESS for fat people than skinny people.
Gwen:
I hate when people use the same joke over and over. I think it is an earlier indicator of Alzheimer’s.
By Killer on 2008 02 06
I already did my part to help corporate America in january. I think Iowa is #1 in the voting, and corn and hogs. Awesome.
By churlita on 2008 02 08
your Mississippi is no match for huckabee… i mean huckabee still has chuck norris on his side. That’s 3 fists of doom coming atcha.
beware the fist under the beard. Beware…
By Mayren on 2008 02 08
I think that Killer is questioning my parentage.
I was born a whole twenty miles south of the Texas/Oklahoma border.
By laughingattheslut on 2008 02 08
churlita:
Cornhogs sound delicious! You might HAVE more hogs, but we EAT more of them.
Mayren:
Chuck Norris should be airlifted to Iraq to end the war. Mississippians love Huckabee, because he is a preacher.
laughing:
I don’t think I questioned your “parentage”. Do you have kids?
I was questioning your’s and the rest of tiny Texas’ commitment to putting in the serious over time needed to fatten up to MS’s level.
By Killer on 2008 02 08
You said I wasn’t really a Texan. What else could you have meant?
This could get ugly.
By laughingattheslut on 2008 02 09