Traveling Fever

**On a side note before I begin...I would like to point out that Liz has a picture of a disgusting piece of Poo on her side.  She disgusts me.

Soon I will be trapped in a business lifestyle that will drastically reduce the ability to travel that currently enjoy in my fancy free, traveling lifestyle.  I had come to terms with that and thought I could handle it, but then I made the mistake of checking out long time blog buddy, Churlita’s, blog and she was posting about planning for an upcoming trip. 

My mind started racing through all the places I wanted to go back to in the region she was headed.  I started dreaming of the days when I drove aimlessly around the country with my two best friends in a Volkswagen Van.  The only concerns were how cold the beer was and how good the steak was. 

When I graduated Nursing school, we managed to convince two of our other best friends to come along as well.  We took five weeks and my new, used Suburban and headed out West...way West, then way North.

We drove clear across to California, headed up the coast and eventually ended up in Alaska.  We drank a great deal of beer and liquor, grilled huge chunks of meat every night, and would entertain each other with amazing feats of flatulence all night long in the tent.  I got so bad some nights that it was not uncommon to take off one’s sweaty wool socks and tying it around one’s head to block out the stench.  It was possibly the greatest time of my life.

I am going to post some photos now, so you can all be jealous.

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This one is actually not from that trip.  It is from another trip down to Big Bend National Park in Texas, but it is a great example of the benefits to having one of your travel companions being an artist.

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This one is us on a poorly planned attempt to hike around Mt St Helens.  This is mid-June.  I walked with them for about half a mile before calling them crazy and turning back alone.  By the time they came back down they were miserable. 

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Here we are in Denali National Park in Alaska.  They say it is very difficult to get any view of Mt. McKinley since it is usually obscured by clouds.  It is supposed to be near impossible to see the peak.  We were there one day.  We saw it all.  (In case you couldn’t figure it out, that is it behind us.)

I am trying to convince Churlita to go to Southern Utah which is probably the most beautiful spot in America with two of the greatest National Parks, Bryce Canyon National Park and the creme de la creme, Zion National Park.

To get even more detailed, Zion has The Zion Narrows, an awesome hike through very high, and narrow, valley.  A lot of it you have to walk in the Virgin River, which is about calf deep, unless there is a flash flood.  Here are some pics of that.

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I recommend it to all. 

  • I totally want to dip into the virgin.  River that is.

    By othurme on 2008 03 27

  • The rock one looks like an upside down vagina and uterus.

    I wish I had the balls to just take off for five weeks.  My friends would be the dogs.

    You know, I COULD, because I have a shitload of marriott points.

    but I hate to travel alone.  Looks like fun.  the most beautiful place I ever drove through was Wyoming, despite the fact that I felt so small I got vertigo.  God, the sunsets and sunrises!

    By Absurdist on 2008 03 27

  • Gorgeous pictures!  One of my gramma’s brothers lived in Oregon when Helen erupted oh-so-many years ago.  He collected some of the ashes and sent them to us.  I wish I knew where that little vial of ash is now.  I was just a kid when he gave it to me and I’m certain I lost it.

    Which one are you in the pictures?  I can’t tell, no matter how close I get to my screen.

    By Gwen on 2008 03 27

  • I am of the firm belief that someone should pay me to travel around, have adventures and big fun and then write about it.

    It’s that time of year again - time to figure out how to get out of here for a few days to save my sanity.

    ~sigh~

    By Roadchick on 2008 03 27

  • It’s funny. At one point I was considering driving down to Southern utah and decided against it because the time constraints I’m under. My brother just got back from Brice Canyon and after your suggestions, I’m going to check mileage and reconsider. God, how I wish I had the time and money to go everywhere and see everything.

    By churlita on 2008 03 27

  • these photos are fantastic.  i don’t mind that you rubbed our nose in your travels.  pretty awesome the places you have been.

    alaska is my dream vacation.  love that photo.  thanks for the reminder to play the lottery.  sigh.

    (should we thank you for no aqua dump type photos?)

    By hello haha narf on 2008 03 27

  • Othurme:
    I was very displeased with the LACK of virgins in that river...sort of false advertisement.

    Absurdist:
    You should definitely get out there and see the national parks, I don’t know how many Marriots are around them, however.

    Gwen:
    It isn’t too easy, I’m the largest one, check out the legs, mine are the ones double the other’s size...also the one with the nasty Beard.  I didn’t shave for six months before the trip.  I wanted to be all “Alaskan”. 

    Roadchick:
    I understand your desire.  Every time I watch a travel show, I get pissed that somebody else has the job I want.

    Churlita:
    You won’t get many more chances to take your girls around the country.  Do it.

    Hello:
    All my aqua dump photos are kept special just for you.

    By Killer on 2008 03 28

  • daaaaaaaaaaaaw, blink blink…

    By hello haha narf on 2008 03 28

  • Shall I call you Grizzly Killer or Killer Adams?

    By Gwen on 2008 03 28

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