The Truth Behind Liz’s Absence

As many of you have noticed, Liz has not been seen in these here parts for over two weeks.  I had tried to cover for her by pretending I also did not know, but the truth must come out.

I have been fascinated with Liz and her bizarre lifestyle for many, many years.  I started a documentary about her eight years ago.  It shows the incredible rise of the young, prodigy that was Liz, and ultimately her downfall into a world of cat flinging.

I am attaching a short clip of the documentary.  The full version will hopefully be ready in time for next years Sundance Film Festival. 

I changed her name to Eleanor to protect her when the documentary wins me a Pulitzer Prize like Al Gore.

  • Are you sure she isn’t shooting people at cell phone places?

    By laughingattheslut on 2007 11 26

  • laughing:
    I can’t be sure, but I would hope that would make the news.

    By Killer on 2007 11 26

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