i should know by now to not drink anything while waiting for your blog to load on my machine.  because i choked and sputtered and almost swallowed my tongue.  this was great!

wonder how much the not so fresh or not so conventional dates go for…

By hello haha narf on 2008 06 09

Conventional and loose?  That’s why they’re so expensive.

By Gwen on 2008 06 09

Oh - Missionary dates. Why didn’t you say so?

By Roadchick on 2008 06 09

see now i took conventional to mean that they had been found at conventions…

either way i’m sure it’s the loose part that caused the attraction. the fresh was just an added bonus.

By heather on 2008 06 09

Damn. I wish we could buy fresh, loose dates like that here in Iowa. Is this service only available in Mississippi?

By churlita on 2008 06 10

According to
http://mbita.worldbid.com/showrooms/view_group.htm?session=&groupID=6621&userID=831699

“Loose dates can be packed according to customers’ need”

“Black dates” are available, and “Barney Dates” are brown dates.

They even have soggy dates available.

By dmarks on 2008 06 10

Less fresh = less money
Less conventional = more money

At least that’s how it was last time I was in Reno.

By othurme on 2008 06 11

Actually those conventional and loose dats are pretty expensive. Almost a Spitzer date. Now you may get a deal if they mark them down P for quick sale. And if you know the store manager you may get some for free.

By I.P. on 2008 06 11

TO ALL:  Sorry I have been slacking on my posting AND my responding.

Hello:
Around here the unconventional, non-fresh dates go for about $100 per half hour.

Gwen:
Conventional?  Sounds like a nun...and they are rarely loose, rarely.

Roadchick:
If I could get a guarantee of AT LEAST missionary, I would probably go on more dates.

Heather:
It is rare to find loose AND fresh together...it is especially rare to find fresh at a convention, but loose is common place.

Churlita:
Yes it is only in Mississippi, but you could get more opportunity in Iowa if you would include family members like us Southerners. 

dmarks:
That sounds like a craigslist ad...and I don’t recommend calling them, the soggy isn’t as good as it sounds.

Othurme:
I found it is easier to deny the need for more unconventionality, and just sneak it in.

I.P.
I wonder if there is an employee discount, or maybe a coupon floating around some place.

By Killer on 2008 06 11

AH HA! I’m not a cheap date after all! I did the math! at $7.99 per pound, I’m looking at damn close to $2,000! I am SO going to hold out for dinners somewhere other than Olive Garden AND I’m gonna stop trying to lose weight! Winners all around!

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