The Making of a Big Fat Party Animal
The great and wise Homer Simpson said, “Only two kind of guys wear Hawaiian shirts: Gay men and big, fat party animals.”
Personally I like to think I fall into that latter category, but I don’t look down upon the first group. I just support the wearing of Hawaiian shirts; no matter what the cause.
I am dedicating my life to steering my nephew, Kade toward the Hawaiian shirt lifestyle. Only time can tell which group he will be a part of. His daddy is a Coonass so he is undoubtedly pulling for the big fat party animal lifestyle.
As an effort to appease my Brother-in-Law’s preference I also am trying to incorporate the party animal function as well. Hence the beer.
He seemed to enjoy it.
I am also going to include a link to see a clip from the awesome Simpson’s episode that Homer thought Bart was gay. It includes the Hawaiian shirt quote.
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Posted by killer on 08/06 at 09:12 PM-
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One of my art teachers used to have National Hawaiian Shirt Day. It seemed to happen several times a year, so that there was one during every sememster. And he wore the shirts most of the time anyway, unless it was really cold or he had to go to some official school thing that required a tie.
It was the other art teacher who was gay, not the guy with the Hawaiian shirts.
By laughingattheslut on 2007 08 07
Laughingattheslut:
I like to wear mine even when it is cold. It seems more ironic that way.
By killer on 2007 08 07
I like that you linked to Wikipedia for Coonass. I once said it (about my wife) in the office at an audit client, and my colleague though it was a racial slur. It didn’t help that I was in Morton, MS when I said it (she was a foreigner). Anyway, good thinking to spare yourself the judgment of the uninitiated.
By gatey on 2007 08 07
Too cute of a pic Killer! I think the shirts are very So.Cal. but then that’s just a hop and skip from Hawaii these days.
By Mayren on 2007 08 07
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a gay man wear a Hawaiian shirt, and I used to live in San Francisco. I must just know the party animal hawaiian shirt wearers.
By churlita on 2007 08 07
Gatey:
I did not realize it was a bad term until Wikipedia told me, all the cajun people I know call themselves that.
Mayren:
So Cal is a Big Fat Party Animal wonder land.
Churlita:
I don’t really recall seeing a whole lot of gay men wearing them either, but if Homer says it, than it is gospel to me.
By Killer on 2007 08 07
Jebus! That’s a cute kid!
By liz on 2007 08 07
Cute boys wearing cool shirts - love it! I, too, appreciate the Wiki reference. I did know it was a bad term, but I still use it frequently....because I’m a bitch like that.
By shut my mouth on 2007 08 13