Taking a Joke Too Far
I’m all for a good time, but Liz’s recent retort to my Testes vs. Vagina post was in poor taste.
She attacked my third testicle. Pointing out that it was undersized and misshapen. Would Liz also make fun of a mentally delayed child? Would she point out that it was wearing a funny helmet and drooled? I would hope not.
Just because Liz has a frighteningly strong set of meat curtains is no reason to go around picking on the less-abled. Little Timmy is a great testicle. Sure, he might not be as big as the other guys, but he tries really hard and he has a huge heart. He might make funny noises sometimes and eat dirt (or nail clippings) but he can’t help it...he’s “special”.
I personally feel that it is my place to make Little Timmy’s life as normal as possible. I talk about him and make sure he is safe, but it chaps my hide when people are insensitive to his situation. As much as I care for Little Timmy, my other two balls REALLY have taken a shine to him. They have pretty much raised him from birth. He is kind of like their mascot, and I think it offended them greatly when Liz made cruel and malicious comments.
I am not saying Liz owes ME an apology. Heck, she doesn’t even have to apologize to Little Timmy. (he probably wouldn’t understand what was going on anyhow, and just laugh at her Southern accent) I do however feel that Liz owes a serious and heartfelt apology to my other two nuts. I would hope that everyone learns a lesson here and takes a moment to put yourselves in my balls place and take heart to what they must go through.
So, Liz, I must insist that you bend down to my balls and apologize. It will do wonders for all of us. I know you will feel better afterwards, and my balls will regain some of the respect that you have so carelessly squandered with your callous remarks.
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Posted by killer on 02/25 at 10:19 PM-
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Liz - Be careful the two good balls don’t slap you in the face. I mean, I guess that’s a good thing watch out for from all testicles, but in this situation specifically because Killer’s nuts have arms.
By othurme on 2008 02 26
You may have something with your mascot illustration.... move over California Raisins.
By dmarks on 2008 02 26
Your illustration is oddly reminiscent of the California raisins. . . maybe more like a prune campaign.
And for the chapping of your hide, I’d recommend cornstarch. Does wonders for chapping.
By Roadchick on 2008 02 26
God, how I hate it when a retort to a vagina/testes post is in poor taste.
By churlita on 2008 02 26
I still think that “Little Timmy” is a mind-controlling alien parasite.
Killer already has pretty much admitted that his balls tell him what to say. They really do. Or at least, one of them does. The one that isn’t really his; the one that isn’t originally from around here.
It’s all a horrible plot against us. The alien invasion has begun by taking over people in the medical professions. There’s just no telling what they would be able to do after taking over a few doctors and nurses and such. None of us is safe from them.
Of course, they’ve taken over others. The only reason that we know about Killer’s condition is that he just spends more time with his balls than other men, and then after that he spends time talking and writing about his balls, etc.... He’d already mentioned that there was something different about his balls before the alien had totally taken control of Killer, so then came this cover story of Killer having three balls.
So you go ahead and draw cute little cartoons of “Little Timmy.” But some of us are not fooled.
By laughingattheslut on 2008 02 26
Purple balls. I’ll bet Prince is jealous. And with teeth! I’ll bet Brittney Spears is jealous!
I am afraid I am unable to make myself bend down to your balls as requested. However, please pass along a firm hug to all 2.5 of them, and let them know that this time the hug is from ME.
By Liz on 2008 02 26
I’m not sure which is more disturbing. The image in my head of Liz’s vagina flaps going toe to toe with Killer’s 3 mile island bean sack or the image of Killer hugging his own balls on behalf of Liz.
By othurme on 2008 02 26
Othurme:
They each have one arm, but they know how to use them.
Dmarks:
I would hope to have mine doing a dance routine also...it is better to have happiness on display rather than a sad familial unit.
Chick:
So, do you guys think I should sue the California Raisins for coping my balls?
Churlita:
I KNOW! Why take a serious debate and drag it through the mud...it is like watching a political debate.
Laughing:
I am taking a risk by telling you this...but now they are after you.
Liz:
I will do so, but it would obviously mean so much more if it came from you. If it would make it easier...I could get a ladder and bring them up to your level.
Othurme:
If you feel left out, you can hug them too.
By Killer on 2008 02 26
you people have issues!!
(i knew i liked yinz* for a reason.)
*translator: “yinz” is what pittsburghers say instead of “y’all.”
By hellohahanarf on 2008 02 27