SoLong NaBloPoMo

NaBloPoMo is officially over today.  I made it.

I better win a sweet ass prize or I am going to post every day for the next 11 months about how I WONT be doing NaBloPoMo again.  The only reason I did the thing is because I received a mass email saying, “If you join NaBloPoMo and post everyday for the month of November you will receive $5000 from Bill Gates.” It went on to explain about some crazy blog tracking program he had invented and wanted to test it out.  I really quit reading the details when I saw how much money I was going to get. 

I can’t wait to get my hands on some Bill Gates money.  As usual, I already have the money spent.

Here are my leading purchase options:

A hot tub.  I like this one, because with the rising cost of gas a log burning hot tub sounds very energy efficient.

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This is also a hot tub idea, but this one is more of a portable hot tub.  It will be great for tailgating or weddings.

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Finally a cart that meets all my needs.  Sometimes when I am driving around the mall in my Hover-round, I think, “a built in crapper would really make this perfect.”

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A house boat.  Now this one might be a bit out of my price range, but you gotta hold onto your dreams.  Maybe Liz will go in for half.

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  • we made a pool outta my cousin’s truck one year for the jimmy buffett concert.  it was great to have the cool water on such a hot day.  i dont’ care if we looked silly splashing around in our flwoered shirts, it felt great & kept my drunk ass from passing out due to heat exhaustion.

    congrats on making it through november.  i’m proud of you!

    By hellohahanarf on 2007 11 30

  • Congratulations, Killer - you made it through to the end.

    I have to admit I doubted your staying power, but you proved me wrong.

    I’d chip in on the houseboat, but I’m using my Christmas Club money to help pay for a second story on the double-wide. It costs a lot of money to bring in a crane to boost the second doublewide on top of the first one.

    By Roadchick on 2007 11 30

  • holy shit chick! your property taxes are gonna skyrocket! that’s practicaly a mcmansion! have you thought this through? you’re gonna have to upgrade to broken down caddys in the front yard and make bubba wear overalls when passed out on the porch from now on. those fruit of the looms just aren’t gonna cut it any more!

    (congrats to you killer, i knew you could do it if you wanted to. just didn’t know you cared so much. but then again for a hot tub full of frat boys, there isn’t much i wouldn’t do too. wink )

    By heather on 2007 11 30

  • So, do we ALL get $5 K from Bill Gates or just you? Because I did my 30 posts, too, so I should get lots of money which I will donate to charity or Oprah (in case anyone is eavesdropping)

    By urban pedestrian on 2007 11 30

  • My NaBloMe efforts were totally sabotaged last night when my internet provider decided to have service interruptions all night in my area. There will be no white trash hot tubs or house boats in my future. Wah.

    By churlita on 2007 11 30

  • Is that senior scooter powered by biomass delivered through the porcelain receptacle?

    By dmarks on 2007 12 03

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