Seven Random Things You Didn’t Want To Know

I was tagged by Stella Divine at her place.  I don’t normally participate in Memes.  Not because I am too good for them, I just don’t like to encourage chain letters of any type.  BUT, with the pressure of posting every day I have become desperate for posting fodder. 

It’s either participate in this or talk about the odd growth on my taint; complete with pictures and diagrams.  Maybe tomorrow.

As usual, this Meme has rules:

Here They Are
* Link to the person that tagged you, and post the rules on your blog.  (Okay, easy enough)
* Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself.  (See Below)
* Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs.  (I absolutely refuse to do this step.)
* Let each person know that they’ve been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.  (See Above)

Seven Random Things You Didn’t Want to Know About Killer

1.  I’m probably the highest paid homeless person you know.

2.  I am addicted to Carmex lip balm.  I am only a few days away from heating it up in a little spoon and injecting it directly into my veins.  It’s like heroin for my lips. It might be why I’m homeless.

3.  Tomorrow I sign my life away, effectively ending 16 years of utter freedom and irresponsibility.  No not marriage (I’m not crazy); I sign business loan papers.  I was lured into this trap with a case of Carmex.

4.  Since 1991 I have lived in nineteen different places covering seven states.  Who knows, maybe in the morning I’ll up and move to Idaho, instead of signing any legal documents.

5.  My Ipod has 6500 songs on it. It takes a lot of music to drive all over the country.

6.  I was in a band in High School called the “Screaming Mutes”, but I can’t play any musical instrument or sing.  No, none of the 6500 songs on my Ipod are from the Screaming Mutes.

7.  I was arrested in College for taking a tiny sign out of the yard of a bizarre Elvis museum.  I was never charged because we apparently bribed the cop without realizing it.  An Elvis impersonator threatened to kill me.  The Screaming Mutes never played any music, but especially no Elvis covers.

I always refuse to tag anyone, but instead leave it wide open for anyone to take this idea and run with it.  If you decide to do it, let me know in comments and I will go back and update this post to show a link to your efforts.  Thanks to Stella Divine for thinking of me.

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