Room By Room:  Killer Rants Corporate Digs

Liz’s recent room by room blog tour of her house got me thinking.  If she can keep you rubes entertained with pics of her house, than you would REALLY be over joyed to see the shots of the new Killer Rants Corporate Headquarters. 

We started out in humble beginnings at Blogger, but once we made the jump to our own site, I knew that we had to get serious. 

I dumped my entire life savings into fancy new accommodations and brought the entire staff of Killer Rants in under one roof.

Lets start with the outside of our Main building.  I like to refer to it as Killer Towers.  It may look small, but it is deceptively roomy inside.  Remember, we are in Mississippi, so the local building codes may not be the same as where you are.

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Once we get inside We can step into my office. 

It is still a work in progress.  I am hoping to get an exercise bike and possibly a bigger couch some time in the near future.

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Then we can mosey on over to the bathroom area.  There is only room for a single bathroom, so we have a unisex one. 

I think it makes us seem modern and cutting edge, but Liz just complains about the smell all the time.  I tell her, if God didn’t want my poop to stink he wouldn’t have made Mexican food.

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The stinky poop complaints are non-stop, especially since Liz’s office is located in the last stall.  I hoped to give her a more private place, but my office ended being a little larger than expected so we had to all make some sacrifices.

Liz wound up with a toilet for an office chair and I had to settle for the 42 inch flat screen in my office.

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I hoped you enjoyed the tour and I hope it gives you a better understanding of the inner workings of Killer Rants.  It is not all fun and games. 

Well it is pretty fun most of the time, but Liz just won’t stop bitching about the smell in her office.  It really can get annoying.  Especially when I am trying to poop.

  • I only wish you were kidding about this.

    By Liz on 2007 10 17

  • oh my fuck was that funny.
    thanks, i needed that.

    By hellohahanarf on 2007 10 17

  • So, is that like The Red Green show, Missiissippi style?

    By churlita on 2007 10 17

  • Liz:
    I don’t know why you keep complaining about our offices.  I think they are pretty nice, but I am thinking about knocking out part of your office to put in a Golden Tee video game in mine.

    Hello:
    You’re welcome.  Hopefully there will be some money left over in the budget to get Liz an air freshner.

    Churlita:
    I don’t know what the Red Green Show is.  CORRECTION:  I just googled it after typing that sentence and it looks pretty interesting.  I don’t think it comes on around here, I will have to look for it online or on netflix.  THanks.

    By Killer on 2007 10 17

  • Actually, I prefer Liz’s office.  It looks more efficiency-friendly.

    By othurme on 2007 10 17

  • Othurme:
    I KNOW!  A lot of people would love the convenience of a craptastic office chair.  Liz is SOO unappreciative.

    By Killer on 2007 10 17

  • Liz:
    I don’t know why you keep complaining about our offices.  I think they are pretty nice, but I am thinking about knocking out part of your office to put in a Golden Tee video game in mine.

    I read that fast and saw Golden Pee video game, which, oddly enough, is more appropriate considering the setting.

    By Roadchick on 2007 10 18

  • lmao at chick! good one grin

    just wait killer, sooner or later liz is gonna decide to sacrifice some of her candles for the cause.

    you may want to check your fire saftey equipment.

    By heather on 2007 10 18

  • Roadchick:
    I have never played Golden Pee, but I would give it a try.

    Heather:
    She tries to use her candles, but they are no match for my bathroom prowess.

    By Killer on 2007 10 18

  • liz - help is on the way, in the form of a large box stuffed full of candles that my husband just found stashed upstairs. (you know, emergency candles, for if/when all the stores in a 50 mile radius suddenly run out.)

    that is as soon as he can pry them out of my cold, dead hands. grin

    By heather on 2007 10 19

  • Heather:
    I am stocking up on re-fried beans in anticipation of the arrival of your candles.

    By Killer on 2007 10 19

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