Rent is For Chumps!

Here is one for paranoid schizophrenics and frightened children everywhere.

Japanese Man Finds Woman Living in Closet

A Japanese guy apparently noticed some food missing from his apartment, so thinking some thing fishy has been going on, set up hidden surveillance cameras in his home.  He noticed a woman walking around his apartment eating his food.

He calls the police, they search the apartment, and find a woman living in a crawl space in his closet.

Holy Shit!  How many times, for you parents, has your kid stated a fear of something being in the closet?  How many times, for you schizos, have you KNOWN that somebody is in the closet?  Well it might just be true. 

Those damn Japanese can live in the smallest places.

So, you hear some scuttling in the walls and assume you have mice...Yuck!  You have an exterminator come to your house to spray and set “humane” traps, only to have him report, “Well, you don’t have mice.” You sigh a deep breath of relief until, “But, you do seem to have a small Japanese infestation.  I caught two in a humane trap...one committed Hara-Kiri, and the other I am going to release back into the wild.  Probably near that Benihana, downtown.” You ask if that was the last of them, but he shakes his head, “They breed pretty efficiently, but if you see two, there are probably more.”

The lesson here is:  If your soy sauce seems to be running out faster than it should...you should probably double check the closets before dancing in front of the mirror naked to “foot loose”.  You might not be alone, and those guys LOVE some bad eighties karaoke. 

•   Comments(8)    Posted by killer on 06/01 at 09:23 PM
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