Photo Update

Last Tuesday I wrote about getting arrested in a small town in Holly Springs, MS.  You can go back and read about it Here.

I recently found my storage box with all my photo albums from over the years.  So, be prepared to be bombarded with photos in the next few days. 

It’s easier than actually thinking of things to write.

This first pic is the group that made the late night run to Graceland Too with the cop who eventually let us pay a “fine” and go on our way.  I think I am holding a receipt he gave me for paying the fine.

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This pic was taken right as he is winding up to kick me in the ass.  The secretary taking the picture took it too soon and missed the actual kick.  He kicked me pretty hard.  No so hard as an ass raping, like I would have received had I gone to jail for this crime, but still pretty hard.

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This is actually a random shot.  We were on a cross country journey to the Grand Canyon.  We saw signs for “The Devil’s Wire” Museum.  We pulled in to check it out.  It appeared to be a museum dedicated to barbed wire.  We were too early and it was not open yet.  Awwww....we didn’t get to learn anything about barbed wire.

Those are giant balls of rusty barbed wire.  If my balls were that big and rusty, I would be very proud.  My thighs would probably hurt all the time, but proud none the less.

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  • I’m not sure that guys ever admit that their balls are “rusty”.

    By laughingattheslut on 2007 11 19

  • little tacky museums full of whacked out shit fucking kick massive ass!

    By EPC on 2007 11 19

  • If your balls were that big and rusty, a woman would have to update her tetanus shot just to sleep with you.

    By churlita on 2007 11 19

  • laughing:
    Most guys are wimps like that.  They are really hard to keep dry, so rusting seems probable.

    EPC:
    I have been to way too many tacky little museums.

    Churlita:
    I recommend all my ladies get that anyhow.

    By Killer on 2007 11 19

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