NaBloPoMo Weekend Edition 3
For those of you reading blogs on the weekends...I’m sorry.
Today I would like to take a moment and give a shout out to blog comment spammers.
For those of you who don’t have blogs, or those that don’t get the ass load of comments from spamming bastards, you don’t know what you are missing. We average about ten a week.
The vast majority of them are directed at one post, Liquid Ass and Gold Chains. This post was of course written by Liz. She is steadily dragging us into the gutter. On our old site, she wrote a post about embarrassing visits to the gynecologist and we would receive a dozen google hits a day from scared tweener girls looking for support and freak fortysomething guys looking to get themselves off.
I should really discuss the appropriateness of her blog topics. We don’t want to get dragged back down into the gutter after working so hard to gain some respectability. All I seek is a place where I can discuss my balls in peace and quiet. Is that so much to ask?
Anyhow, back to spammers.
If you really think anyone is going to read your spam comment about fifteen year old girls having sex, and then follow a link to your website you are sadly mistaken. No one hear wants to have sex with little kids. Now, if you have a site about farm animals, bring it on, otherwise quit wasting our time.
It might seem otherwise, but I really don’t need help with penis enlargement. Anyone who needs more than my two inches is a slut and I don’t want anything to do with them.
I have no intention of investing in FLG. I don’t even really know what the hell that is. Why do you keep telling me about the ups and downs of this “stock”. If that mentally delayed guy who empties the trash cans at the hospital can’t convince me to buy stock, why would I listen to some stranger on the internet? I am sticking to my long term investment of putting all my cash into Enron stock. I refuse to take advice from anyone, and will ride it out to the bitter end.
Sorry if you only read me on the weekends. It is really not my best work.
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Posted by killer on 11/17 at 12:42 AM-
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So how does a girl go about finding a guy with two inches?
I mean, is there a polite way to ask a guy how big he is?
Well, I just did the just say hi blog rating thing again. I am back up to NC-17 after being down to an R. I think it said I had 14 penises and 23 hells and a bunch of other stuff.
You guys are now up to PG, after your PG-13 had slipped down to G. You apparently now have 2 asses and a crack.
If you’re having trouble coming up with post ideas, you could always do requests on the weekends. Just open up the blog to a Q&A;session.
By laughingattheslut on 2007 11 17
laughing:
A Q and A session would probably be a good idea. We did one a long time ago, but maybe people have some new questions.
By Killer on 2007 11 17
I saw your post in my feed, and it was appropriate as I had just gone through the spam filter of our blogs and cleared them out.
I know most of the spam is done automatically but do they really expect a huge rambling comment full of fifty porn links will get through anyone’s spam filter?
Bastages.
By Michael on 2007 11 17
Why aren’t there more spammers trying to help guys be better in bed instead of enlarging their penises (peni?). That’s something real that could actually help their chances with the ladies. Ya know?
By churlita on 2007 11 19
hm.. thank you man
By moixwoni on 2007 12 05