NaBloPoMo Weekend Edition 2

All Filler No Killer

In an effort to abide by the tyrannical rules of NaBloPoMo and post every day for November, even on the damn weekends, I am posting on a Sunday.  What!?!?  Post on a Sunday, that’s crazy! 

I know!  I don’t want to do it, they are making me.  I forget the actual punishment for failing to carry out the daily posting rule, but I think it is really bad.  They might come break my knee caps, give me a Cleveland Steamer, or worse yet, shave one of Liz’s twenty six cats.

I should never have agreed to get in on this thing.  Who knows where it will lead.  First it’s posting every day in November and the next thing you know they are telling me I have to post only on even number days in December or how about three times a day in January.  Like most organized mobs, it always starts off small with innocent enough plans, but soon it will go to their heads and next thing you know everybody is walking around in expensive Italian suits and swearing loyalty to the “family”.

Well not me Jack!  I am planning to go legit.  Just a few more daily posts to make just a little more cash, and THEN no more. 

I can quit anytime I swear. 

  • It could be worse, you could be shaving your head, or hiding out in a compound in Waco, or drinking kool-Aid. Or wearing the same tennis shoes as all your other friends and killing yourself when the next comet rolls by.

    By churlita on 2007 11 11

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