I marry the pocket knife, boff the bottle of Jack, and kill Britney Spears.

By othurme on 2008 02 04

Okay, so this year I actually went to my brother’s place and we watched the game.  Not that I was really paying attention or anything.  But most years I stay home and somebody tells me when the commercials are on.

And then the game was over and I went home to check my email and watch HOUSE.  Saw last night’s episode and one taped on Tuesday, and both were excellent.

So what I really want to know about the game is this: while I was going back to my place, did a bunch of the chrome football robots come back to beat up the Terminator?

By laughingattheslut on 2008 02 04

I signed up!

It was a VERY exciting game!  I can’t believe they did it.  Is it wrong of me to be glad the Patriots lost, but still want to console Tom Brady?  In any way he sees fit?

By Gwen on 2008 02 04

Great choice of a topic Killer

By Topncal on 2008 02 04

Othurme:
I like the possibilities.  That should be a sitcom pilot.

Laughing:
Yes they did, it was that good of a game.

Gwen:
I imagine he was so upset that he and Giselle would need another set of boobs in the bedroom.

Topncal:
Glad you liked it...hope to see you take it on.

By Killer on 2008 02 04

Hm.  Weren’t there any better commercials?  It was cute.

As for the superbowl, WHO THE FUCK WON?  I am sure you said above.  I was listening to Fab and Turnbaby on BTR, then I had to go out for Dr. Pepper before I killed someone, so I missed the whole thing, even if it was on on the background.  All I heard was the star mangled blabber and then I got online and started bidding on Wii’s.  Then I won, and then I got dance revolution, an extra mat, GHIII, an extra hand holder thingy, and a charger thingy.

That may have been more fun than the super bowl.  We’ll find out tomorrow when I see how well I can bowl.  At least it will keep me entertained.  I just want to see the commercials.  They should be playing them all now, so I won’t miss any if I keep the TV on, which is rare.

I may be a dolt, but I tried to understand the last Ninja writing thing, and I couldn’t figure it out.  I am going to go to that site and see if i can figure out how to do this.

By Absurdist on 2008 02 04

Absurdist:
All the other commercials all he’s allowed to say is the “Bench ‘Em” line.
Congrats on the Wii. 
The new MTC blog is much easier than the old site.  It was VERY confusing.

By killer on 2008 02 04

frikken hate eli.  but since my beloved stillers were not playing, and i am in gorgeous cabo, i do not give a shit.  pass another margarita, senor, por favor.  gracias.  (god bless cabo vacations)

regarding the topic for the mtc, great call.  if it were not already written somewhere, i would submit the following: the night was dark, the sky was blue, down the alley a shitwagon flew.  a bump was hit, a scream was heard, brittbritt was hit by a flying turd.

By hellohahanarf on 2008 02 04

Okay, but who the hell won?

By Absurdist on 2008 02 05

Dear Absurdist,

In about the first five minutes of the game, the blue guys got like maybe 7 points, I can’t really remember, and the other guys got only 3 points.  And that’s the way it stay until like the last five minutes.  Then the blue guys made like 14 points.  But then the other guys made like 17 points.  And then when there was like one second left, everyone ran out and had a party on the field.  But you can’t do that, cause there’s still a game even when there’s only one second left.  But the people wouldn’t get off the field, and the blue guys’ coach got mad and left.  And then everyone finally got off the field so that the game could finish that one second.  So the blue guys had 14 points and the other guys won with 17 points.

There’s a picture of the other guys’ helmets at the top of the post.  It happens to be blue, but they weren’t the blue guys during the Superbowl.  See?

By laughingattheslut on 2008 02 05

A woman who is just like me!!!

I am like “who’s got the ball? who’s got the ball???”

I don’t know all the plays, but I scream at them when they do something that appears to me to be stupid.  I can indeed figure out which way that they are going, I know about kicking on the 4th down when you have 8-10 to go, I FINALLY figured out what a running back is for, and I still haven’t figured out why the quarterback wears a towel.  Is that to protect himself from feeling all “wrong” when he is touched by that guy that gives him the ball?  What the hell is his position called? “Handoff dude?” Is that all he does?

There are too many damned dudes on the field to figure out all of who’s doing what.  I just watch the QB, the RB, and all of those stupid plays where they try to go through the middle and think to myself, if I came upon a car wreck on the road, would I drive right through the two cars that hit each other? NO, I would go AROUND them.

By Absurdist on 2008 02 05

BTW, who are the blue guys?

By Absurdist on 2008 02 05

The almost undefeated Patriots.  On the score part of the top of the TV, the were the NE team.

By laughingattheslut on 2008 02 05

I don’t think I understood anything else that Absurdist said about football.  I really just went to my brother’s place to eat pizza and play with the cat between commercials.

The chrome football guy fighting the Terminator was funny.  I’ll sorry that I missed the end of it.

By laughingattheslut on 2008 02 05

Best acting ever! haha. I’m more of a gaming nerd myself but I watched the game...that one play with Eli scrambling and Tyree catching behind his head was insane...great game, but how do you not dbl team burress/moss at the end of the game in redzone.

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