Mood Lighting
Tonight we had a discussion about mood lighting. Someone said that restaurants keep the lighting low, so people would look sexier on dates. I decided that there, for someone like me, there is a fine line between sexy-lighting and dark-alley-psycho lighting.
I decided to give examples.
Here is my sexy-lighting photo. Yes, damn it! This IS my sexy look.
As you can see, with the proper mood lighting...I am quite the sexy mother fucker. It is a wonder as to my singularity. I think the rest of the world is just not properly lit to accentuate my better features. It will probably help if you imagine some Barry White playing softly in the background. Maybe some champagne and strawberries chilling in a bucket beside the bed.
Ohhh Yeahhh, now you see it. Don’t you?
As you see below. Turn the lights down just a little bit more and suddenly I take on a whole new look.
You could probably print this picture up and tape it to your car window and prevent auto theft. I think your insurance company might give a discount for that. Call and ask.
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Posted by killer on 03/05 at 07:03 PM-
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Pic 1 would be a lot sexier if there weren’t medical bags hanging in the background.
By Liz on 2008 03 05
Just fucking great! Now someone tells me medical bags aren’t sexy.
By othurme on 2008 03 05
I can’t even see the second one.
Did you have it removed to keep from scaring us away?
By laughingattheslut on 2008 03 05
I’ll take medical bags over Killer’s bags any day. Except for that little one. He’s kinda cute in a developmentally disabled way.
By Gwen on 2008 03 05
Liz:
You never want to try any thing new when it comes to sex.
Othurme:
Don’t listen to Liz...it depends what is in the medical bag. Colostomy bag: Not sexy, but a bag full of valium always seems to make me more attractive.
laughing:
It’s supposed to be dark. Just feel around for a bit until your eyes adjust.
Gwen:
Yeah...he gets lots of action because of that.
By Killer on 2008 03 06
Thank you for making me laugh. That was a terribly funny post.
As to your singularity, that’s your fault. Othurme wants you like there is no tomorrow. Or is that narf? Shit.
By Absurdist on 2008 03 06
Actually one picture just looks scary and the second looks like it might show up on a show of America’s most wanted or COPS.
By Paul on 2008 03 06
only reason you are single is because i am in pittsburgh, all the way up here in the chilly north, and you are entirely too far away for me to woo you with my feminine ways.
well, that and you reference champange and strawberries instead of beer and hard pretzels, but whatever.
By hellohahanarf on 2008 03 06
Umm...? Yeah....Abs...I think you’re confusing me with Hello, but it’s easy to do because from what I understand we both have big boobs.
By othurme on 2008 03 06
And...Killer. Yeah...it is your fault. You didn’t even try once to hold my hand when we were at that gay bar together.
By othurme on 2008 03 06
I’m laughing so hard I can’t see straight. I mean the post was funny enough, but the fact that Absurdist has confused Othurme and hello has me just rolling.
It also explains a cryptic comment Absurdist left on my site about her and othurme becoming Killer’s sex toy.
By jester on 2008 03 06
Is your sexy look similar to you taking a dump look? It looks like you’re concentrating awfully hard in your sexy picture. That’s the only reason I wondered.
By churlita on 2008 03 06
Absurdist:
That is pretty funny...I always thought Othurme was coming on to me. Don’t tell him, but I think he’s sexy.
Paul:
Yeah...but which one is which.
Hello:
What is in Pittsburgh that Mississippi doesn’t have. Wait, you could probably write a whole blog on that.
Othurme:
I was afraid to mention your boobs, but since you did…
I was too mesmerized by your enormous man boobs.
Jester:
Me and Othurme need to come clean with you, Jester.
Churlita:
Oddly enough that is what I was thinking of when I was making my sexy face. It is impossible to make a sexy face when people are looking at you.
By killer on 2008 03 06
OthurMe is a guy? Seriously! I thought Othurme was a chick!!! Now I know why I was getting them confused, and you guys thought it was funny! Does that help?
By Absurdist on 2008 03 07
and I just came to the realization that the name is “other me”, not something out of some old poem or Greek mythology or something.
By dmarks on 2008 03 07
Oh, and Killer? How about a mood-light photo of you in your Sphincter-ALF pose? Or is it just too hard and painful to squinch your face up like that just for a silly blog photo?
By dmarks on 2008 03 07
Now you’ve done it.
By laughingattheslut on 2008 03 07
I guess I should try to drop a few more key words like “football”, “NASCAR”, and “loves me some o dat sweet sweet tang”.
By othurme on 2008 03 07
I got my cricut last night. When are you coming over for arts and crafts?
By Liz on 2008 03 07
Liz - I know you’re not talking to me, football. Cricits are for chicks, Nascar. I ain’t into no arts and crafts because I loves me some o dat sweet sweet tang. Who wants to chest bump?
By othurme on 2008 03 07
Othurme,
I know what you mean, girlfriend. You swing that way and at Killer Rants, we’re cool with that.
By Liz on 2008 03 07