Liz Spotting
Glory Be, Liz has made an appearance. Or, at least someone claiming to be named Liz has left a comment.
It was an aloof and breezy comment that did not actually address the post at hand, but instead made reference to several older posts.
Are one of you posting comments as Liz? Is someone trying to toy with my emotions?
A lot of people have turned their backs to their blogs lately. They just up and walked away like they did not have any obligation to keep the reading masses entertained. EEK, Mist1, Greg, Fringes, etc., these are a few of the recent examples of abandonment as of late.
Liz does not get such a luxury.
The main reason for this is, I don’t have the ability to drive over and stalk any of those folks. Liz, on the other hand, is within a reasonable driving distance, lives alone, and often sits outside on her front porch. She will surely notice my vehicle parked surreptitiously across the street, two houses down, but I never claimed to be a great stalker, just a dedicated one.
I don’t even think she would have a problem with having a stalker. As long as said stalker showed up with a six pack of beer and was quiet when the Office came on, she would probably allow them to come inside and hang out in her living room. She is nice like that.
It is fine for her to take advantage of my daily blogging in November, but she had better not decide to let her slacking rage out of control into December. December is the most joyous month of the year, and I would hate to have to spend my Christmas stalking Liz in the cold. My balls tend to shrink in the chilly night air, and I think it has been made abundantly clear how important my testicular happiness is in my grand scheme of things.
I guess I could shove a couple of those hand warmer packets into my underwear. I would just rub them to keep warm, but I already have a court order prohibiting that in public. Damn antiquated social mores!
To recap:
Liz is trying to escape, but I won’t let her.
Stalking is funny, unless it’s cold outside.
My balls shrink when cold.
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Posted by killer on 11/28 at 12:18 AM-
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- Retractable Banner Stands said
I think the moniker implies intent and I did not go looking for them. In fact, I’d prefer a nice man, my age, who has a good head on his shoulders and between his legs. And now you may know a whole lot more about me than you wanted
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so if you can stalk liz, can i stalk you?
By hellohahanarf on 2007 11 28
Before I was born, Pete the Python escaped from the zoo. People all over the state claimed to have seen Pete the Python. Turns out Pete the Python was sleeping under a tree about a hundred yards behind the reptile house, but it took people about a month to find him.
Sounds like people had a lot of fun with the Python sightings. I’m sorry I missed it.
So maybe this Liz Spotting could be fun. I could print off her picture and go to the mall and look for her. I don’t suppose I would really find her, but after I’ve made the effort to drive to the mall I might as well stay there for a bit. Or maybe I could ask people who hang out at bars if they have seen her around here. Or maybe I could sit in front of one of those cell phone places and see if she stops by to shoot anybody.
But this business of ball shrinking doesn’t sound good at all. It is probably bad for your health. And we can’t have you end up in jail for Christmas if you forget and start rubbing your balls in public.
So fun is fun, but enough is enough. Liz needs to come out of hiding now.
By laughingattheslut on 2007 11 28
Fringes isn’t gone, she just has a new blog. The link to it is on my sidebar under “Fringes and Q”.
By churlita on 2007 11 28
And Mist1 is just taking a break from blogging. She’s trying out real life for a while, and it’s working out well for her.
Thanks for missing me! I thought I’d left a comment or two here with my new address, but I guess not. Glad you found me…
By fringes on 2007 11 28
dude, “liz spotting” is cereping me out. wish you wouldn’t have named this post that. all i think about when i see comments show up in my mailbox with the title “liz spotting” is that i need to mail her a tampon or pad or something.
ick!
By hellohahanarf on 2007 11 28
Killer-
Your sarcastic concern is so thoughtful! Thanks. Please note that I have tried to call you TWICE recently and you have not returned said calls. How much do you REALLY care? By the way, you can call tomorrow, but remember that the Office comes on, so select your time frame wisely.
And I agree with Hello. When I say the title of this post I thought, “Ewwwwww.... I hope I’m not wearing winter white!”
By Liz on 2007 11 28
hello:
of course you can stalk me...you could keep me company while stalking Liz.
Laughing:
If I wind up in jail for that again it won’t be pretty.
Churlita:
Thanks! I had not been aware of the move. I will go immediately.
Fringes:
If I recognize the commenter, I don’t bother following that link. I just check my google reader to see what they have done recently. I am back in the loop now. With updated links.
Hello:
That is what it meant. I have been getting disturbed at the things I see when stalking her.
Liz:
WHAT!!! You can not count those calls. One said NOT to call you back “unless I had something to talk about”. I NEVER have anything to talk about. The second one, I was just being a flake.
I will continue this discussion in the privacy of email.
By Killer on 2007 11 28
Funny… I didn’t think of menstruation when I read the title. I thought of Liz climbing headfirst into the “Worst Toilet in Mississippi” AKA Killer’s Loo.
By jester on 2007 11 29