Liz Loves Poo

I am concerned that my blog partner has some pretty sick tendencies.  I never realized her proclivities veered towards Coprophilia until recently.  She has kept that nasty picture of a shit filled toilet up for several days now. 

Is it just lazy blogging habits, or is she trying to send a message?

We already get about fifteen spam hits a day caught in our filter, and this is sure to shoot up that amount.  We don’t need more ads for porn sites.  I already spend too much time checking them all out...I mean it seems rude to ignore them.  Plus, I’m getting a bit chaffed. 

It is time for all of us to get together and have an intervention for her.  Maybe with a little treatment she can repress this sexual urge like the rest of us.  Everyone gets turned on by the idea of having someone else pooping on their chest while slapping them in the head with a pillow case full of oranges, but most of us learn a little restraint. 

So everyone make sure to say something encouraging in comments and plan to keep at least one night this weekend free for the intervention.  I’ll be serving brownies and fudge, probably with nuts.

  • oranges?  where did that come from?

    anyhow, why do i get the feeling that liz will read this, become angry, then fling poo across the office at you like the monkeys in the zoo??  duck, killer!

    By hello haha narf on 2008 03 28

  • I think Liz stumbled across the Coprophilia website misunderstanding it wasn’t Cop’ll-Feelya as she had thought and then just got wrapped up in the whole mess.  Before you knew it she was knee deep in it and didn’t have exit strategy.  I’ve heard her drawl. I can totally see it happening that way.

    By the way, Killer it may make Liz feel more comfortable if you adopted a poo-oriented gravatar for awhile.

    By othurme on 2008 03 28

  • I’ll bring the corn.

    By Roadchick on 2008 03 28

  • Mmmm. I’m sure glad I decided to read your blog on my lunch break.

    By churlita on 2008 03 28

  • I’ll bring appetizers!  Is everyone ok with a pu pu platter?

    By Gwen on 2008 03 28

  • Unless Otherme’s gravatar suggestion has to do with a golden bear who wears a red shirt, please don’t do that.

    By laughingattheslut on 2008 03 28

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