Lazy MEME Posting Bastard

The feared and much aligned MEME has been laid upon my mantle and it is with a grave heart and lazy spirit that I have decided to indulge it.

Although as usual I will not follow the required rule of tagging other people.  It is the same MEME that is frequently passed about: things about me.

I was tagged by Mel-O-Drama, check her out some time, she usually hides pictures of herself naked in her blog, but you gotta read every post to find them.

Who knows, maybe this will get Liz’s lazy ass back to her job.  If was paying her a decent salary, I could threaten to fire her, and unfortunately she is the only one who knows how to change the tires on our office and we have a flat.

Even More Shit You Did Not Want To Know About Killer

1.  I completely believe that a person is BORN gay or straight, because as a 300 pound, hairy guy I NEVER get hit on by the ladies, but put me within five blocks of a gay community and they can’t help but find me irresistible.  Many times I have thought, “Killer, you big bear, you gotta become gay, it is the only way you will ever get this much action.” But, alas, I love the vajayjay too damn much.  When I lived in San Francisco, I actually believed I knew what it was like to be a hot chick, but never got to enjoy the fruits of my sexy, hairy ass.

2.  I farted once and it smelled so bad, another man started crying.  Literally crying.

3.  I love scratching my balls so much when I wake up in the morning I have been worried I will rub a bald spot on them.  I have even gotten out a mirror to check.

4.  If my balls develop a bald spot, I will be getting a small curly haired toupee.  I am that vain about my testicles.

5.  When I was losing a lot of weight recently, my Mother shared with me that she had read that when with every twenty pounds, or so, of weight loss the penis will seem an inch bigger.  That would give me about a twelve inch penis.  My mother shouldn’t believe everything she reads. 

This is the MEME:  comment you want to do it, do it.  Knock your selves out.

  • vajayjay grin seriously?
    j’s made cheeks and i cry the same way.
    uhmmm, ok.
    do they make those yet? or will you have to have one special ordered. could you imagine the look of disgust/dismay on some poor girls face though. only you killer, dear god, let it be only you. lol
    that must have been an interesting conversation!

    By heather on 2008 01 16

  • “with every twenty pounds, or so, of weight loss the penis will seem an inch bigger”

    It will SEEM an inch bigger.  Not it will GROW an inch bigger.

    And I’d think that you’d have to have the same girlfriend during the entire weight loss to tell you that the weight loss made your penis look bigger.

    You’ve admitted in an earlier post that you rarely have anyrelationships that long-term.

    By laughingattheslut on 2008 01 16

  • I’ve always thought of you as the hot chick.

    By Mel-O-Drama on 2008 01 16

  • Well, I thought gay guys only wanted guys who were totally built.  I mean, god, they talk about that ALL the time.

    You know, before I used to dress up and wear makeup to work (back in my non-BA and non-sales but pure-tech days) people questioned my sexuality all the time.  I guess it’s not normal for a girl to talk like a sailor, wear jeans all the time, and wear loafers.  But damnit, do you have any idea how hard it is to find business loafers that aren’t all smushy, but are firm for women that don’t look like Lesbian shoes?  I have since then started to wear heels all the time.  I am almost to the point where I can wear them four hours without dying a most heinous death.  I still take them off at work and wear my crocks though when I am not with a client.

    “3.  I love scratching my balls so much when I wake up in the morning I have been worried I will rub a bald spot on them.  I have even gotten out a mirror to check. “

    Jester:  There’s your way to get rid of hair on the balls.  Just keep scratching them.  Since you won’t use sensitive-skin nair.  But for GOD’S SAKE would you nair that butt hair off?  I HATE butt hair, I mean the hair around the asshole.

    By Absurdist on 2008 01 16

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    i found pictures of killer...this is what happens when the hairy guy gets drunk at work.

    if they dont show up please killer let me know how to add jpg pics

    By josiecatbaby on 2008 01 16

  • I dated a guy who’s fart stunk so bad, a hungover girl had to get out of the car and puke.

    By churlita on 2008 01 17

  • Churlita: Sounds like a real-life superpower. There are superheroes in real life. Unfortunately, they tend to be that guy you dated, or folks like the Japanese guy who eats hundreds of hot-dogs and makes the news every year.

    By dmarks on 2008 01 17

  • Damn it.

    Someone please direct me to the complaint department.  The comment thing on the other post isn’t working.

    By laughingattheslut on 2008 01 18

  • you are worried about a bald spot on your balls?  dude, why aren’t you shaving your balls?!?!?  girls love to feel the smoothness.  sometimes even with our tongues.
    think about it.

    By hellohahanarf on 2008 01 18

  • A hair that shows up at the wrong place at the wrong time can definitely spoil the mood for me.

    By laughingattheslut on 2008 01 18

  • Can we please talk about AIDS and serious stuff on this post now?

    By othurme on 2008 01 18

  • “Can we please talk about AIDS and serious stuff on this post now?”

    That’s just what I was thinking.

    And it’s interesting that Man’s Man is in Pasadena, because I tracked someone from there earlier.  So I was wondered if maybe it was Lee, just cause it was right after I complained that he didn’t have a link. 

    So is anyone else in Pasadena?  Just cause Killer can’t be two places at once doesn’t mean that he can’t have an accomplice on the other side of the country.

    By laughingattheslut on 2008 01 18

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    By Kinertierry on 2008 10 03

  • Hey guys, long time lurker here so thought I would finally post. I’m a little shy because I’m a girl and it seems there are mostly guys here but I wanted to know why it seems you guys don’t have lives. Are the guys with very high post counts really better posters than the ones with less?

    By Lisa Cuddy on 2010 06 20

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