Indianapolis is Indianatastic!
Ok, I am probably too drunk to be posting, and I am not normally a drunk blogger...I am usually a drunk eater, a drunk sleeper and often a drunk farter, just ask Liz for verification. But, I am currently in Indianapolis for MORE corporate, fun training time and it is a pretty cool town.
I don’t mean that because they have the Colts, or a few “minor” car races here occasionally, but this is a cool downtown area to drink and eat.
As someone who is prone to finding breweries, they seem to have some good ones all in a two block radius, and a wicked steak joint, St. Elmo’s, which we were first intrigued by due to the classic eighties flick or the same moniker, I really appreciate this joint.
Also it doesn’t hurt to come into a town with low expectations.
I understand it is really difficult to comprehend that someone from Mississippi is thinking of any town as boring, but I have never really known anyone from this area, and I have lived, at least for small stretches, in some of the biggest and best cities in America. Indianapolis ranks pretty well with most.
Now, keep in mind that I haven’t been here for more than 24 hours yet, and I have been drunk for around one third of that time. BUT, so far so good!
Stay tuned for my next post, which will probably be titled..."Indianapolis: If I was going to be anally raped in prison, this might as well be the place.”
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Posted by killer on 05/29 at 10:31 PM-
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- mmo said
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ah a killer rant inside a killer rant website! well done sir
- heather said
in the odd chance that aliens haven’t kidnapped you and killer, i wanted to stop by and wish you all a good holiday season. if you can not only make it out to the other side still breathing and manage to have a little bit of fun in the process then you’ve done well.
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i’m up entirely too early and damned if there isn’t the cricut infomercial on. of course i thought of you. and wondered if you are using that damn awesome thing!
miss you and killer. hope all is well with you both.
- jessica said
Great blog - at times you make it sound all exciting and I wish I could be there.I thoroughly enjoyed on reading the article.I think , it should be a great trip for you.
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I see no difference between your drunk blogging and your sober blogging. Try again when you’re really REALLY hammered.
By liz on 2008 05 30
Congrats on taking over the number #1 google resource spot for “anally raped in Indianapolis”!
By othurme on 2008 05 30
Make sure to hit the Traz. I used to like to go there when I went to Indy a lot.
By dmarks on 2008 05 30
According to some people I know from there - it’s ‘Indy’.
While you’re drunk, see how many funny and/or disparaging comments you can come up with using ‘Indy’.
The anal rape comes to mind.
Hurry home safe! There’s Yankees up there!
By Roadchick on 2008 05 30
Well, if you’re drinking your body weight in Indy you should probably spend some time in Broad Ripple Village, a trendy little neighborhood with restaurants and bars. Plus? It’s got “Broads” AND “Ripple” built into the name. I don’t think you can go wrong.
By Gwen on 2008 05 30
the only place in Indiana I’ve been to is Gary, and it was not quite as nice.
By churlita on 2008 05 30
Liz:
It’s comments like that which cause me to drink the pain away.
Othurme:
I don’t concern myself with which exact googles searches I am number one with...I just want the prestige.
Dmarks:
I will have to look it up.
Roadchick:
There are indeed Yankees running amok in this region.
Gwen:
I am afraid of “rippling broads”. It is a natural instinct in my fear of body building women.
Churlita:
I am hesitant to go to any town that would be named after someone’s first name. I mean, would you want to live in a town called “Frank”
By Killer on 2008 05 30
But do you like broads who drink Ripple?
By dmarks on 2008 05 31