I call the first one “The Choad Warrior”.

By clib on 2008 04 24

Did you challenge us to find the “special feature” so we’d assume it’s your third nut and stare intently at David’s naughty bits? 

Because if you did, it worked.

By Gwen on 2008 04 25

3. yup, count ‘em, 3.

impressive.

By Mel-O-Drama on 2008 04 25

There may be three there but he could have at least given you a longer schlongeroo.

By I.P. on 2008 04 25

The first picture is just disturbing. All he needs is an Axe and yelling “Heree’s Johnny!!”

By I.P on 2008 04 25

Okay.  Now I can’t eat breakfast.

By Absurdist on 2008 04 25

Gwen,

What is really cool is that if you stare long enough at his kibbles in just the right way, a 3-D image of a naked Liz appears.

By Clib on 2008 04 25

Gwen’s comment was hilarious. And yes, I stared intently at the junk as well. What can I say? I’m shameless.

By churlita on 2008 04 25

Can I request more altered pics of Liz, please?

By othurme on 2008 04 25

Poor David in the second photo. You are supposed to call a doctor if you have been hard for more than four hours. Now, many centuries has it been for the guy?

By dmarks on 2008 04 25

Clib:
I meant to tell them that.

Gwen:
I knew it would get many of you to stare at it, but some of you, I knew would stare for an inappropriate amount of time.

Mel:
All thanks directed at Clib for giving the pic a third nut, but to our creator for giving me three.

IP:
That’s what I told him...if he can add a nut, he can surely add a few inches.
I’m more concerned about what is that small, mysterious leather bag at his feet.

Absurdist:
Consider it the Killer Rants diet.  Sort of a forced Bulimia. 

Clib:
I thought I was the only one who saw Liz in my nuts.

Churlita:
I never had any doubts you would be one of the “inappropriate starers”.

Othurme:
Liz can get violent when she is angered.  Many times I write something and then sit in my darkened home, hoping she won’t realize I’m inside.

Dmarks:
If that is his erect size, than I am really upset that my head is on his body.

By Killer on 2008 04 25

good thing you and clib are friends, because i would hate to see what he would do if he didn’t like you.

(clib, send me the leather clad killer photos that didn’t make the cut.  sexxxxxy!)

By hello haha narf on 2008 04 26

As for the statue, a lot of these things were chiseled off the statues in the Vatican. When I saw them (or the lack of them, really), I could not help but think of some medieval priests or monks who were sneaking around at night, breaking them off, and hoarding them in their rooms.

By dmarks on 2008 04 26

I’m late to the game but i’d like to throw in my applause for the wonderful adventures into photoshop you’ve had.
Simply Bravo.

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