I think the reason why your toe is a big pussy is that it is acts like a vengeful prick. Think about it. It gets the most abuse and does not get recognized. So when it does hit something it makes up for the lack of attention by acting like a 1000 ton anvil was dropped on it.  And of course each foot has a committee of 5 miserable beings that the slightest bump makes them act like they had a 18 ton steamroller drive over them.

By I.P on 2008 04 07

Pussy.  Try pushing a watermelon out of your tata.

By Absurdist on 2008 04 08

When I still lived at home, I went running across the bedroom to LEAP onto the bed. Except that my right foot didn’t get the launch message in time and I wound up breaking my little toe on the metal leg holding up the bed.

It was spectacular. I actually FROZE in mid-air, just like a cartoon. And then all hell broke loose when my neurons actually fired and transmitted the pain message.

Since I have pushed the equivalent of a watermelon out of my tata, I can honestly say I think that breaking my little toe hurt worse and the pain lasted a hell of a lot longer.

By Roadchick on 2008 04 08

You stubbed your big toe because you were wearing Crocks, which of course means that you deserved it.

I’m sorry, there can never be a justification for wearing these ugly, ugly, ugly pathetic excuses for footwear.

By dave on 2008 04 08

Fringes just wrote a blog post about the ugly that is/are crocs. I know most nurses wear them, and I was tempted when I worked in a clinic, but you know, they’re still crocs. Maybe your big toe was trying to tell you something.

By churlita on 2008 04 08

i am not a nurse and i will vouch for the awesome comfort that is the crocs.  ugly?  oh hell yeah.  comfortable?  ditto.

that being said, your poor little toes need you to watch where the fuck you are going, grace. 

(one time i tripped down the stairs due to the dumb ass slippers that i was wearing.  fell so quick that i actually beat the dogs down the stairs for once.  my toes hurt so much that i could barely see straight.  lassie my dogs are not, so instead of going for help they both stared at me, wondering when i would get off the floor to throw the big red ball.  bastards.)

hope your toe feels better soon.  can’t imagine many folks other than fluffy would offer to kiss it for you…

By hello haha narf on 2008 04 08

Pussy.

By Gwen on 2008 04 08

Is that why you’re always lickin’ your toes?

By othurme on 2008 04 09

I’ve always thought of the pinkie toe as a pussy, but the big toe as strong- the boss of the other toes. I wonder what you did to your big toe to make him turn out this way?

By liz on 2008 04 09

IP:
Good point, my toes do seem to be very cliquish. 

Absudist:
How come chicks always want to throw that in my face?  I mean I don’t mind tata’s being thrown in my face, just preferably without the baby coming out of it.

Roadchick:
Did you toe swell up real big and throb like a cartoon also?

Dave:
In the health care industry wearing ugly shoes is almost like a right of passage.  They are super comfortable and I am already wearing pajamas to work...if my slippers didn’t keep getting sloshy in all the poop every where I would just wear them.

Churlita:
I really advise you give them a try.  I have been wearing the same pair for several years and besides the painful run in with poles (the steel beam, not the people of Polish descent.) I think they kick ass.

Hello:
I had to hide my limp around Fluffy.  I didn’t want her to think I was less manly.

Gwen:
You are what you eat.

Othurme:
That’s just for personal hygiene purposes.

Liz:
Long hours, low pay, and occasionally biting the nails too short, making him look rather foolish.

By killer on 2008 04 09