
Oooof!
Yesterday’s free range writing exercise went over like a lead balloon. I solemnly and sincerely promise to stick to testicular humor and fart jokes.
Preferably at Liz’s expense.
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ah a killer rant inside a killer rant website! well done sir
in the odd chance that aliens haven’t kidnapped you and killer, i wanted to stop by and wish you all a good holiday season. if you can not only make it out to the other side still breathing and manage to have a little bit of fun in the process then you’ve done well.
i’m up entirely too early and damned if there isn’t the cricut infomercial on. of course i thought of you. and wondered if you are using that damn awesome thing!
miss you and killer. hope all is well with you both.
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Hey, I’d say you’re doing pretty good considering the number of posts you have on your site. You can’t knock them all out of the park. Unless you are sipping on some humor steroid I don’t know about and need.
I’m sure you’re going to find an injection joke here.
By jester on 2008 03 19
It did?
I liked it.
Plus, the blogosphere has been really dead for about a week. Everyone seems to be having shit going on at the same time.
and you KNOW I love you; alters and all.
By Absurdist on 2008 03 19
Killer actually cares what his readers think.
I’m getting all misty eyed and choked up now.
By laughingattheslut on 2008 03 19
Don’t be so quick to judge yourseslf, I just haven’t had time to read it yet. I’ll comment when I have time to give it my full attention. Although now I better have something nice to day, huh?
But I agree with the Absurdist, the Internets are quiet this week.
By Gwen on 2008 03 19
I have to admit. I didn’t read it. It was too long to not be funny.
Thank you for your honesty and your willingness to try new things- even when those new things are obviously going to turn our readers away in droves.
By Liz on 2008 03 19
a (not so) little freewriting can’t scare me off.
although i will admit to not yet having a chance to read it, personally i appreciate that you went for it.
this evening when life settles down i will read it. may i reserve the right to a bit later make fun of you and demand more ball talk?
By hellohahanarf on 2008 03 19
I personally didn’t like it. I also don’t care for the ball talk. Can you please just deliver the news or something? Let Liz be the funny.
By othurme on 2008 03 19
Jester:
Yeah, I should probably follow a crap post with a funny post...not one complaining about the lack of interest in the crap one.
Absurdist:
We thank you.
Laughing:
If only I could email you some tissues and a comforting hug.
Gwen:
You don’t really have to, it is really long. Just leave a comment saying something like, “That was interesting and had great depth.”
I will never know the difference.
Liz:
If you didn’t read it, how do you know it’s not funny? Bitch!
Hello:
My balls anxiously await.
Othurme:
Didn’t you just BEG people to talk to you on your blog? I would love to let Liz be the funny, but she only posts about once a month. She is REALLY lazy. I mean, she just bought a super deluxe paper cutter and has she posted a single example of it’s abilities?
By Killer on 2008 03 19
It was a pretty pathetic cry for attention.
By othurme on 2008 03 19