Sweet Home Mississippi
Whew, I made it back to Mississippi without crushing any more wild animals with my Brother in Law’s truck. It wasn’t for lack of trying. I must have swerved towards three possums and what was either a large armadillo or possibly a small, frail elderly woman. Regardless of what it was, it moved pretty quick once it saw the headlights bearing down on them.
While in the middle of nowhere, Arkansas, a guy at a craptacular liquor store asked to see my ID. Upon seeing it he stated, “I drove through Mississippi once; in the dark. I feel that is the only way to see Texas or Mississippi; in the dark.” Then he smiled hugely with pride and satisfaction for belittling my home state.
I would have thought of a super, witty comeback about his present state of residence, Arkansas, but his one tooth had me mesmerized. It was clinging tenaciously to his gums in utter defiance to modern dental care. I couldn’t really know for sure whether it was an actual tooth or a strange yellow tumor.
I haven’t slept since I saw it.
I had almost forgotten that little tidbit of knowledge I had learned from the job. Apparently when kids are really into a game they will often choose to just pee in their seat without stopping what they are doing. I had never really believed that kids would do this until I walked by while they were retiring one of the balls one night.
Housebreaking a puppy is often labor-intensive and frustrating, especially if your new puppy is prone to having accidents inside your house. Recognizing the signs that your puppy has to pee is an extremely important step in teaching her where to relieve herself.
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