How Long is November?!!?

I am flabbergasted that NaBloPoMo picked November to hold it’s yearly month long event.  It seems they really should have picked a more reasonable month, namely February. 

If you are going to say, “Hey, you have to post everyday for one month.” You should make more of an effort to choose the shortest month possible.  November is waayyyy too long.  I guess it could be worse, there are several that are 31.  That would have just pissed me off.

February is Black History month, but there are 24 hours in a day.  We could spare a few hours from celebrating Black History to post.  Heck, that would actually give us something more to post about.  I could regale you with all the information I know regarding that subject.  For example, Did you know that Crispus Attucks, the first casualty of the American Revolution, was black?  Well, he was.  Give me a little time and I am sure I can think of some more.  Why would you name your kid Crispus anyway?

I am also going to take time every day to pick on Liz who, as of the time this post written, is still AWOL. 

Today’s slight on AWOL Liz is: 
Without makeup, Liz looks completely different.  Not just hidden freckles different, but REALLY different.  I just so happen to have a before and after photo to show you.

WITH MAKE UP
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WITHOUT MAKE UP
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She should be doing Revlon commercials.

  • February is an excellent month to do a lot of writing.  When I used to make attempts at writing things other than blog posts, I usually got a lot of work done in February.

    February is often cold and miserable and a really good time to stay home and read or catch up on TV and/or DVD rentals of movies you missed and possibly even get some writing done.

    The main reasons for leaving the house during February are a.) going out to that romantic dinner for that holiday in the middle of the month (which doesn’t actually happen to be a big deal around here for me), and b.) going out to buy lots and lots of on sale chocolate at the clearance sales following that holiday in the middle of the month.  The later actually does get me out of the house for a while, and I buy enough chocolate to keep me going until the after Halloween clearance sales in November.  Other than that, there’s plenty of time to write.

    By laughingattheslut on 2007 11 21

  • ....also makes it a good month to blog about chocolate.

    By dmarks on 2007 11 21

  • I would love to know what kind of product Liz uses on her hair to take it from THAT to that.

    By churlita on 2007 11 21

  • I agree that being brilliantly scintillating and insightful every single day for 30 days straight is a burden. Only 8 more posts to go. At least you can be thankful that you have a couple of American festive occasions to write about. Nothing much in Australia in November. Except the cricket, and the Melbourne Cup, and I already wrote about both of those.

    By Nerevised on 2007 11 22

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