Have You Seen My Blog Partner?
Lost: Liz
Description: Big Boobs, Sandra Bullock Bangs, Wine Glass in one hand, Cigarette in the other.
Last Seen: 11/10/07
Possible Locations: A dark, seedy bar, A hip, martini bar, A smoky blues bar, driving to or from some bar, or at her house drunk.
My beloved blogging companion Liz has been missing for several days and I am distraught. She is known to partake in alcoholic beverages and might have wandered off in a drunken stupor and is now unable to find her way home. Though named Liz, she often answers to Busty Larue or Booby LaBoobula. She is very trusting, so she might be seen hanging out with cheesy drunk Rednecks, or mullet wearing child molester types.
Although innocent looking, Liz can quickly become angry and violent at a moments notice; especially if you fart in her general vicinity. If you have recently eaten any gaseous foods, it is probably safest to just call and notify the authorities, rather than risk bodily injury.
If you have any information leading to the safe return of Liz, please email .
Reward Offered! special notice: Liz does not qualify for reward for turning herself in.
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Posted by killer on 11/20 at 12:01 AM-
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I heard she got busted leaving work early on Friday and they’ve taken her to some undisclosed location (corporate headquarters) for a refresher training course (proper brainwashing). You can probably find her drooling at her desk, staring off into space, and towing the company line…
By Mel-O-Drama on 2007 11 20
Maybe she murdered someone at a cell phone place?
By laughingattheslut on 2007 11 20
Do you think her cats ate her?
By churlita on 2007 11 20
i think ive found her! is this liz? http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/tubby-cat-2.JPG
By josiecatbaby on 2007 11 20
oh where oh where can our liiiiiz be
oh where oh where can she be..
with her bangs cut short and her
drinks poured long
oh where oh where can she be…
I think She skipped town with Carmen Sandiego
and Waldo.
By mayren on 2007 11 20
Mel:
That isn’t likely since Liz’s corporate job is the training/brain washing.
Laughing:
I think we are getting closer...this is a likely possibility.
Churlita:
I like this idea...not that she has been eaten, but that her MANY cats could pull this off.
Josiecat:
That certainly looks like one of her cats.
Mayren:
She does like to wear trench coats and striped hats.
By killer on 2007 11 20
liz is holed up in some secret lab helping some absolutely georgous and charming, yet slightly geeky men develop the perfect alcohol. one that will get you exactly as drunk as you want to be and no more. one that will never leave you with a pounding headache the next day or give you ‘beer goggles’.
she may never be seen again.
By heather on 2007 11 21