Gratuitous Baby Exploitation
Don’t tell my sister, but I am getting concerned about my nephew. I think they might be raising him to be involved in some deviant behavior.
They keep sending me pictures of him in compromising situations. For a nine month old, he is suspiciously advanced in his development. He can run around the house and open cabinets. He is only days away from figuring out what the doggy door is for and being a free man.
The bring another baby to the house a few days a week to hang out with him, but I don’t know where this kid is from. She seems shading at times and often looks at me nervously. I think she might be providing my nephew with drugs.
I have a picture to support my suspicion of drug use.
He does have good moves; just like his Uncle Killer.
Now, I’m no saint. I experimented with my fair share of narcotics in High School. I have heard that today’s youth were starting down that path a little earlier than in my day. I just worry that it might lead him to the same poor choices I made.
In order to support my bad habits in college I did a little time as a male stripper and I don’t want that to happen to him. However, I fear it might be too late. One of the pictures makes me believe he is already gearing up for that career path.
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Posted by killer on 11/16 at 12:02 AM-
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Work that pole baby.
By wavemancali on 2007 11 16
i wouldn’t worry too much. he obviously still has quite a few brain cells intact.
after all, knowing that a bib can double as a cape while working the pole is pure genius.
(are you ~sure~ you two are related? not one of those pictures involves balls!)
By heather on 2007 11 16
Two words: Ster. Oids. It explains everything
By urban pedestrian on 2007 11 16
Maybe you could go to AA meetings together.
By laughingattheslut on 2007 11 16
awesome post.Love the partying baby pics.
By churlita on 2007 11 16
Stripping for crack money… it just screams “toddler in Mississipi.”
By jester on 2007 11 16
ahhhhh baby pole dancing pics.... those make having kids so worth it! Being able to pull out a multitude of dear god please don’t show those to ANYONE pics is what I look forward to most somedays!
By EPC on 2007 11 17
luckly for you I read your blog a FEW days LATE. Otherwise I might be embarrassed by the only shots you put out of Kade are the degenerate ones. BUT he has learned to go out the doggy door. Tell me how proud I am. I will use these pictures to blackmail Kade @ a later date, Don’t you worry.
Love,
sis
By Chris on 2007 11 18
And for the record, those pictures were taken before 9 months. He is now 10 months old. & don’t worry I showed your momma these lovely pictures you posted!!!
chris
By Chris on 2007 11 18