Gratuitous Baby Exploitation

Don’t tell my sister, but I am getting concerned about my nephew.  I think they might be raising him to be involved in some deviant behavior. 

They keep sending me pictures of him in compromising situations.  For a nine month old, he is suspiciously advanced in his development.  He can run around the house and open cabinets.  He is only days away from figuring out what the doggy door is for and being a free man.

The bring another baby to the house a few days a week to hang out with him, but I don’t know where this kid is from.  She seems shading at times and often looks at me nervously.  I think she might be providing my nephew with drugs. 

I have a picture to support my suspicion of drug use.

He does have good moves; just like his Uncle Killer.

Now, I’m no saint.  I experimented with my fair share of narcotics in High School.  I have heard that today’s youth were starting down that path a little earlier than in my day.  I just worry that it might lead him to the same poor choices I made. 

In order to support my bad habits in college I did a little time as a male stripper and I don’t want that to happen to him.  However, I fear it might be too late.  One of the pictures makes me believe he is already gearing up for that career path.

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