Employee Of The Month
Hello all you faithful readers of Killer Rants with Liz. And an even greater welcome to all you new readers, especially everyone who is here from the Nablopomo world. A few more days before the official Month-long-daily-posting begins. (November)
I asked you all here today to make an announcement that has been a long time in coming.
As usual we are going to announce the Employee of the Month here at the illustrious Killer Rants Corporation and Small Engine Repair.
This month however there has been an upset. We have had a domination of this honor since it was began earlier this year, but this month one person in particular has out performed, out witted and frankly, out shined both the other employees here at Killer Rants.
Since it would be unethical for me to name myself Employee of the Month, although Lord knows I deserve it, it gives me great pleasure to present to you the October 2007, Killer Rants Corporation and Small Engine Repair’s, Employee of the Month: Our very own....Liz!
We in upper management would like to offer our deepest congratulations, along with this five dollar gift certificate for Cat Fancy Magazine, to Liz.
Liz’s picture is also being added to the official Employee of the Month plaque that is proudly displayed in the elegant foyer of the corporate headquarters. Also, once we get that sewage leak fixed she will be able to park in the Employee of the Month parking spot.
I am including the Employee of the Month plaque for all everyone to appreciate the honor she has earned.
It also will give everyone an opportunity to see who it was that she beat for this position. Can she hold on to the position next month? Only time can tell.
Congratulations Liz!
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Posted by killer on 10/22 at 09:50 PM-
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congrats liz!
(thanks, killer. my coworkers came over to see why i was laughing and there were balls all over my screen. and of course liz’s smiling face. they wondered about me before; they have stopped wondering now. thanks again.)
By hellohahanarf on 2007 10 23
Major scroll-down action at work to get those pics off my screen!
By fringes on 2007 10 23
What an honor, Liz! I mean how often does one get the chance to replace Killer’s Balls? Just the fact that you’re allowed to share space with Killer’s Balls is an honor its own right. You must be speechless.
By Mel-O-Drama on 2007 10 23
ACK! ---- that took a second to recognize non-human balls then i quickly had to get it off the screen.. not very work friendly.
I think secretly Killer is trying to get us all fired for peeking into his domain while at work.
By Mayren on 2007 10 23
So, was that the first time Liz has upstage Killer’s balls?
By churlita on 2007 10 23
Is it just me, or are Killer’s balls a bit thinner than one imagines?
By laughingattheslut on 2007 10 23
Is it just me, or are Killer’s balls a bit thinner than one imagines?
Well, he has been on a diet…
By Mel-O-Drama on 2007 10 23
I’m would first like to thank Jesus for this award. And then my parents. And then everyone who has supported me as I’ve worked to upstage Killer’s balls. It is truly a glorious day. Thank you. I am humbled.
By Liz on 2007 10 23
Hello:
I don’t see what is so funny. I don’t appreciate all this jocularity about my balls.
Fringes:
You wouldn’t get fired for having naked boobs in a national geographic magazine. This is sort of similar.
Mel:
I’m a little worried, my balls are very jealous and have not talked to me since this announcement.
Mayren:
Yes, many people think my balls are super-human.
Churlita:
No, but it is the only time I will admit to.
Laughing:
If you look really closely there are several fingers caressing the underside.
Mel:
every thing droops a bit more after you lose a lot of weight.
Liz:
Keep up the good work. I know my balls are going to be doubling their efforts to win back their favored position.
By Killer on 2007 10 23
Now which one, exactly, is the picture of Liz?
By othurme on 2007 10 24
Can this be the end to a dynasty? I find it hard to believe that killers balls have been usurped by one such as Liz. Obviously there has been some back room conniving going on. I say that a recount needs to be conducted.
By Jim Leonard on 2007 10 25
So proud of Liz and those are some funky balls. EEWWW
By Natalie on 2007 10 25
Which picture is Liz....
By Bam on 2007 10 25
Othurme, and Bam:
Liz is the picture that only has one lump, not two.
Jim:
Sometimes you have to reward the masses to avoid turmoil.
Natalie:
I don’t think saying mean things about my balls is necessary.
By Killer on 2007 10 25
Big smiles for you! :D
This was actually pretty good. When I opened your question, I looked at the amount of text and groaned. So long. But you drew me in from the beginning.
There are some errors to correct, however. You need to use actual quotation marks rather than the apostrophes you’re using right now. Also, T’is, as you say it, is actually spelled ‘Tis. With the apostrophe before the “t”.
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