
that’s what you get from drinking too much.. lol. always remember to pee before reloading your body with beer.
Roadchick:
I’m working on the shirts, but I think no one will get it.
Hello:
Every police department that has one designated “obvious dick”. Someone who is assigned the task of telling everyone what they should already know, despite societies demands to remain silent.
my dad was a city k-9 cop who was supposed to pick me up from ski club at midnight on a friday night. there i am, standing outside of my high school, waiting and waiting. and waiting. and still waiting. finally my dad shows up and tells me there was a jumper on one of the bridges (pittsburgh has a kerjillion of them) who was indecisive. eventually dad got pissed and hollered, “look mother fucker, my kid is standing outside of her school, waiting for me to pick her up. she is probably scared and alone. either get off of…
Lian Jiansheng is the Chinese Dirty Harry, getting the guy’s name and address since everything will be covered in blood later.
I love this guy! I’d totally buy a shirt!
creditable info. nice dlog
I’m getting out of here before Liz starts swinging!
By Gwen on 2008 04 09
Now you’ve done it…
By Mel-O-Drama on 2008 04 09
Will it be one body bag or two for Killer’s remains.
By I.P on 2008 04 09
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i love beef jerky. but i love liz more and ain’t gonna go pissing her off. after she has done away with you, perhaps i’ll take up residence over here with her.
but totally in a just friends way, not a homosexual way.
By hello haha narf on 2008 04 09
As we speak Liz is trying to Cricut the best looking blog post the interweb has ever seen.
By othurme on 2008 04 10
Liz is actually busy using the Cricut to put together a ransom note for Killer.
Or, possibly, a confession to where she hid his body.
Never mess with a woman with craft supplies.
By Roadchick on 2008 04 10
Dear blog partner,
This would have been much funnier had I not posted something yesterday. My strike against management shall resume immediately! And it will last.... well, until I have something worth writing about.
Cute post though. You’ve got to teach me to use new fonts.
Sincerly,
The talent
By liz on 2008 04 10
To All:
I ain’t scared of Liz!...........I almost shit myself...I thought I heard something behind me. I’m also surprised no one gave me shit for the typo.
To Liz:
I think we posted at the exact same time. AND...it is not a new font. I did that in Adobe Illustrator and then posted it as a photo.
By Killer on 2008 04 10
Ooooh! I didn’t notice the typo until now, but ooof! That’s a doozie.
By Gwen on 2008 04 11