Cold Christmas is for Chumps
You know what time it is kids?
That’s right. It’s time for Uncle Killer to hit the road and not look back.
Keeping with my usual style, I am leaving the cold, dreary state that Mississippi becomes this time of year for warmer climates. I am headed to Key Largo with the Bam Fam.
It should prove to be a fun filled week, with diving, drinking, frolicking on the beach and I might even break out my G string.
I have been told that on New Years Day there is a massive Drag Queen parade in Key West. The Bam Fam is as excited as I am to go witness the regalia, but I was thinking more along the lines of getting dressed up to join in the festivities. When In Rome.
So, don’t go staying up at night worrying if poor old Killer is warm enough down in the chilly weather of Mississippi...I won’t be there.
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Posted by killer on 12/24 at 09:31 AM-
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- mmo said
HOW TO MAKE YOUR E-PENIS BIGGER INSIDE!
ah a killer rant inside a killer rant website! well done sir
- heather said
in the odd chance that aliens haven’t kidnapped you and killer, i wanted to stop by and wish you all a good holiday season. if you can not only make it out to the other side still breathing and manage to have a little bit of fun in the process then you’ve done well.
- hello haha narf said
i’m up entirely too early and damned if there isn’t the cricut infomercial on. of course i thought of you. and wondered if you are using that damn awesome thing!
miss you and killer. hope all is well with you both.
- jessica said
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
sounds like a fanfuckingtastic way to celebrate christmas and the new year! have fun and stay safe.
although you can bite me for callin me a chump. it is a tad chilly here in pittsburgh, but i kinda love it. probably because there is no snow for me to shovel (yet!).
we expect lots of photos of everything you experience. well, just about everything. hang on to the photos of the g string, please. take extra photos at the parade!
merry christmas!
xoxo
By hellohahanarf on 2007 12 24
Please don’t drink and dive.
But do find someone who is not drinking to take pictures of you frolicking in the G-string.
By laughingattheslut on 2007 12 24
Oh, I forgot.
Which one of you guys made out with the guy in drag?
Maybe going to that parade isn’t such a good idea.
By laughingattheslut on 2007 12 24
Have the best Christmas ever. And I do expect photos of the drag queen parade. I bet you look hot in lipstick, heels and a g-string.
By churlita on 2007 12 25
I love that picture. PERFECT. Keep us updated. I have no idea what the December 25th average tep is there. Did you bring Hawaiian shirts, just in case?
By Liz on 2007 12 25
Can’t wait to see your pictures when you return.
It’s been cold on the West Coast too; not the same kind
of cold; but cold enough for us. I mean sheesh it’s
getting down to 60 degrees!!
By Mayren on 2007 12 27
Don’t get that snorkel stuck somewhere unpleasant.. Merry Belated Christmas.. Enjoy the New Year.. Literally going out with a Bang.. must show pictures of you dressed up…
By babybull40 on 2007 12 30