Slacker.

Here’s my entry: “You should see the chicken!”

By jester on 2008 02 12

I’m sorry Mr. President, we really did think the meteor was the size of Texas.

By laughingattheslut on 2008 02 12

This is what you get when you eat a pot of chilli and a bran muffin.

By I.P on 2008 02 12

slacker

By hellohahanarf on 2008 02 12

Question: Which came first?

Answer: Ralph.

That may be a little obscure. I was trying to set up the old ‘chicken or the egg’ joke. Now I’m just embarassed. It makes sense to me, but I’ll bet it’s not funny to anyone else. Sorry.

By liz on 2008 02 12

This reminds me of that petrified turd from Joe Dirt.

By liz on 2008 02 12

Y’all can look for free now, ya heah? But when this heah dinosaur egg hatches, y’all gonna have to pay $30 a head to see the critter when y’all come back.

By dmarks on 2008 02 12

i love that liz has seen joe dirt…

By hellohahanarf on 2008 02 12

Hello,

Thank you. I love that you find that at all interesting.

“Dang....”
-Joe Dirt
(It’s the only quote I remember from the movie)

By liz on 2008 02 12

Jester:
I hope that chicken isn’t free range.

laughing:
Is the President UNDER the meteor?  I would like it better that way.

IP:
That will surely cause a hemorrhoid.

Hello:
Don’t make me come up there.

Liz:
1.  What?
2.  That one was blue.

Dmarks:
It looks like it’s starting to crack.

Hello:
Liz lives Joe Dirt.

Liz:
“I’m a rocker through and through. Here’s a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Leppard...”

By killer on 2008 02 12

killer is a slacker.
slacker, slacker, slacker!

(you gonna come up here and spank me now?)

By hellohahanarf on 2008 02 12

is that your ass or did you sit in cottage cheese?

By bam on 2008 02 12

“I told Killer to quit leaving his third ball in our yard. It’s unseemly”

By churlita on 2008 02 13

I don’t have a caption so here’s my favorite Joe Dirt line:

“You’re gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?”

By Gwen on 2008 02 13

I hope that doesn’t jam the mower blade when I get around to trimming the lawn.

By othurme on 2008 02 13